Who do you fancy? Page 207

I want one of those hammers.

http://www.globalgavels.com/

Ooh!

You really can buy anything on the internet.

Hehe

Quote: Griff @ August 21 2008, 9:54 PM BST

Lucy Porter keeps coming up on my Facebook page as "Someone you might know" cos one of my (much more successful) stand-up buddies knows her. Actually, since reading somewhere she was working on a historical sketch show, I might have her assassinated instead.

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Bugger, there goes my unique sketch show idea... unless maybe I can sell it to her... hmmm.... Damn still not accepted my friend request...

oo Griff ad me on facebook

So did Terry Jones' brother.

And not forgetting The History of the World Backwards.

Oh yeah, I liked the sketches in that.

Quote: Griff @ August 21 2008, 9:58 PM BST

Oh you had that unique sketch show idea too, Danny? Goddamn.

How do I find you on Facebook? When I click the "My Facebook" link on your posts, it just takes me to *my* Facebook page.

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Rips up manuscript entitled 'Forgotten Histories'. I was going for a 'what REALLY happened' type of angle.

Erm... I'm Daniel Banks, my photo is me Fay (from 4 Laughs) and Rube... I'm wearing a t-shirt with pacman ghosts..

(oo just discovered Lucy Porter is ALSO on my friends you might know page )

Quote: Griff @ August 21 2008, 10:01 PM BST

There's been a few others too - Richard Herring's done one, and Brigstocke was in one as well. I hadn't actually got as far as figuring out a unique angle for mine. I've just got a load of historical sketches written that I want to flog.

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We could sell our sketches to her, and then she'd invite us to be on the show, and she'd fall in love with me, and we'd get married and (stop me at any time)

Griff - add me too, would love Ms Porter on my friends you might know page. And it would be good to have a friend who's a stand up comedian.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 21 2008, 10:11 PM BST

We could sell our sketches to her, and then she'd invite us to be on the show, and she'd fall in love with me, and we'd get married and (stop me at any time)

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Is she single? Wow.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 10:15 PM BST

Griff - add me too, would love Ms Porter on my friends you might know page. And it would be good to have a friend who's a stand up comedian.

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*cough*

Alright admittedly a budding one...

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 10:15 PM BST

Is she single? Wow.

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Last I heard she was with another comedien (didn't know who).

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 21 2008, 10:20 PM BST

*cough*

Alright admittedly a budding one...

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You're forgetting, I've read the reviews...

Ok, fair point.

Whoah, whoah, woooooah. I may be a bit slow on the uptake here, but Tina Fey and Lucy Porter could be sisters:

(Haha, and even wearing the same colour tops. Aw.)

I don't think so. Lucy is just "nice" but Tina is quite sexy.