I stopped to chat to a girl at work as I was leaving and I offered to throw out her rubbish as I was passing the bin on the way out, and she took that to mean I was saying she had a disgustingly messy desk. Was really offended. Huh.
Women are crazy
Damn those women, damn their messy desks, and double damn their misunderstandings.
I being a man eat all of my rubbish thus making twice as efficent, as I can combine toilet trips and bin trips.
"Woman Are Crazy" - Is that a Bob Marley song I missed?
Ellie is *so* (to be all girly for once) going to tell you off for this thread (I hope).
*opens packet of crisps*
Women are not crazy.
Women simply have the uncanny ability to take your words (or actions) and weave inhumanly intricate web of irrational conclusions from them, and act upon them.
Other than that, they are completely normal.
Quote: Finck @ August 21 2008, 7:18 PM BST"Woman Are Crazy" - Is that a Bob Marley song I missed?
Ellie is *so* (to be all girly for once) going to tell you off for this thread (I hope).
*opens packet of crisps*
Ellie tell me off? You're crazy. 
I've corrected it.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 7:22 PM BSTEllie tell me off? You're crazy.
I actually agree with you Simon.
Men are crazy too, but it just so happens this occured before I logged on.
Oops, I forgot to change it back after my 'joke'.
Sorry Ellie. (And Simon, I spose.)
Ha ha, to be honest I think I liked it better the other way anyway. 
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 7:45 PM BSTMen are crazy too, but it just so happens this occured before I logged on.
Then whose sane?
Or do you want to live in a world run by the transgendered?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 21 2008, 9:04 PM BSTHa ha, to be honest I think I liked it better the other way anyway.
Women are both crazy and lovely.
Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2008, 9:05 PM BSTThen whose sane?
Or do you want to live in a world run by the transgendered?
My sane.
I almost accidentally ran over a lass in Asda carpark today, she was lovely about it. To be fair she was trying to fix her car's window with chewing gum.
*edit for soots* I didn't see her, I wasn't intentionally trying to run her over.
Simon stop for the love of comedy stop.
You are starting to sound like a serial killer, judging all the women.
Soots, stop trying to prove my thread wrong by showing how much crazier men are...