EXT. DAY. JADE GOODY WALKS OUT OF A FISH AND CHIP SHOP. SHE STUDIES THE TAKE AWAY BAG IN HER HAND.
Jade: Oh no! There's a tuna in my kebab.
Really bad Jade Goody one
"Really bad" - you said it.
Where's the funny? :/
If it's implying what I think it's implying then it's REALLY bad.
Tuna - sounds like 'tumour'. And she called her minge a "kebab" on Big Brother.
It's bad on several levels.
Quote: Chris Forshaw @ August 21 2008, 12:59 AM BSTIf it's implying what I think it's implying then it's REALLY bad.
I'm taking the heat off of your Madrid plane crash sketch! 
Quote: NickTheDon @ August 21 2008, 1:01 AM BSTI'm taking the heat off of your Madrid plane crash sketch!
Why do you think I'm bumping this 
Quote: NickTheDon @ August 21 2008, 1:01 AM BSTTuna - sounds like 'tumour'. And she called her minge a "kebab" on Big Brother.
It's bad on several levels.
Oh dear God.
Anybody think Jade Goody might be faking it?
In which case a minor ha ha
As I said elsewhere, I don't think that even Max Clifford is quite that sick. So no.
Her status as 'celebrity' is tenuous enough. I don't believe even she would be stupid enough to risk it like this. There's no way it could be kept hidden if it's not true.
This is without mentioning the 'war':
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INT DOCTOR'S SURGERY DAY
DOCTOR IS SITTING AT HIS DESK FROWNING
AT JADE WHO IS LOOKING SHOCKED.
JADE: But doktah - das impossibool!
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, Jade, the tests are positive.
JADE: But they can't be - I'm Gemini!
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Not bad Nick but rephrase maybe so she's respondong to her GP the take away business is a tad random.
Morrace that's very good and you could submit to NR today I reckon.
But it's good netiquette to post sketches in their own threads.
Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2008, 7:08 AM BSTNot bad Nick but rephrase maybe so she's respondong to her GP the take away business is a tad random.
Morrace that's very good and you could submit to NR today I reckon.
But it's good netiquette to post sketches in their own threads.
Sorry, sootyj but it was on the spur of the moment. I'll do as you say. Also, I've never sent to NR; what's the procedure?
Quote: Morrace @ August 21 2008, 11:15 AM BSTSorry, sootyj but it was on the spur of the moment. I'll do as you say. Also, I've never sent to NR; what's the procedure?
Send it as a Word doc attachment to submissions@newsrevue.com, post haste. It's short enough to squeak in under the wire for tonight's show.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 21 2008, 11:20 AM BSTSend it as a Word doc attachment to submissions@newsrevue.com, post haste. It's short enough to squeak in under the wire for tonight's show.
Thanks Graham - Oh & Sootyj!