Quote: Seefacts @ August 20 2008, 9:14 PM BSTOhh, part two! Here goes.
1 - I once wrote a spoof blog of the former EasteEnders actor Tom Watt on an old website of mine.
Ahh, that was you?
FACT! Post 10 facts about yourself Page 25
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 20 2008, 9:20 PM BSTAhh, that was you?
Yes.
What?
I posted it in Critique recently, is that what you refer to?
No, I read that ages ago. Before I joined here, must be at least 18 months ago.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 20 2008, 8:58 PM BSTpulled what can only be described as a 'hello sailor' face.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 20 2008, 8:47 PM BST18. I wrote a computer virus once to see how easy they ere to right and how much damage they could do.. a lot.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 20 2008, 9:26 PM BSTNo, I read that ages ago. Before I joined here, must be at least 18 months ago.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/6860
Is that it?
1. I chew my lip.
2. I once stole money from a church collection tin & spent it on tuti fruitis & black jacks.
3. I have a disgusting habbit of doing bombers.
(Never gonna explain that)
4. I was once asked out by a famous rower.
5. I accidently killed a kitten
6. I once sent a friend of mine a really disgusting letter after she asked for something personal. (She was missing me while away in Oz for a year)
7. My nanny said she couldnt work out if she loved or loathed me.
8. I broke something of my mums & dads & staged a robbery so as not to get in trouble for it.
9. After a naughty shag with a guy who worked in a burger bar, I had to explain to a policeman why my knees were covered in mud & that I had not been involved in the robbery of a ice cream stand in a Marlow Park.
The guy denied our encounter (C**t) & I was subsequently arrested for suspicion of robbery which I did not commit. During interogation I admited to the thieft at the church 8 years previously & was let off with a warning.
10. I have super long labia & I could climb the Eifel Tower, whip off my knickers & blanket the f**ker.
Quote: Charley @ August 20 2008, 10:11 PM BST5. I accidently killed a kitten
Quote: Charley @ August 20 2008, 10:11 PM BST9. After a naughty shag with a guy who worked in a burger bar
Wimpy?
A whole new level of class.
Exactamondo!
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 10:14 PM BSTWimpy?
Well, he was no body building, but he kept in shape.
Quote: Charley @ August 20 2008, 10:18 PM BSTExactamondo!
Brilliant. 
So, Charlene, what've you been up to? Or rather, who's been up to you?
Quote: Seefacts @ August 20 2008, 9:48 PM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/6860
Is that it?
Entirely possible. I can't decide which is more unbelievable, the idea that my memory has completely invented an experience, or the idea that you once posted something in Critique.
If anyone spots my marbles on their travels, let me know. Ta.
Okay since everyone else is doing it, another 10 from me.
11. I used to write reports on reserve games for a Tottenham Hotspur fansite under the nom de plume of "eddiebailey"
12. I was once arrested in Gibraltar for the theft of an eight foot length of two by four and a rocking horse
13. My foreskin is so long that I cannot use a condom with it retracted in case the stretching causes it to pop
14. I once had one of my socks stolen by an orang utan
15. If I stand still for more than a couple of minutes I get a burning sensation in my left quadriceps
16. I have celebrated Bastille Day in the wardroom of a French frigate as a guest of the Captain
17. If I had been born a girl I would have been called Penelope (I wasn't and I am not)
18. I once had to call an ambulance after I woke up in the night vomitting blood after a heavy drinking session (I lost about two pints)
19. I once helped Melvyn Hayes assemble his daughter's present on Christmas morning
20. I signed up this afternoon for a beginners course in Spanish.
That's it. If I have to do anymore I am going to be reduced to giving my shoe size.
Haha, some great stories on here. I'll try and do an 11-20, but it may well be very dull.
11. Quite a few years ago, I was dumped twice in one week. By two different girls. And I wasn't two-timing them.
12. I've been in NME (in a photograph, but just saying "I've been in NME" sounds infinitely cooler).
13. A friend of mine stole over £13,000 from the till at Starbucks, where he worked, over a long period of time. He didn't go to prison.
14. Whenever I meet a person for the first time, they always ask, without fail, whether I dye my hair or not (I don't).
15. I play cricket left handed, and yet I play golf right handed.
16. If I was born a girl I would have been called Stephanie.
17. Despite trying several different drugs, I've only ever been high once. That I can recall anyway.
18. I streaked around the Sussex University campus with three friends, at 4 in the morning, in January. When a member of campus security asked as what we were doing, I said "male bonding exercises".
19. I know two people that have shagged Peaches Geldof (or used to know one). I'm hoping it'll be me next.
20. I've had sex in 5 European countries (including England).