No question mark though, so perhaps it was a poorly phrased rhetorical dealie.
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Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 8:45 PM BSTWell it's certainly not the gene pool of England.
Do you really want me to answer this question?
Go on then.
Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 8:46 PM BST"Comedy club" = "disused cellar in basement of pub where the comics always outnumber the audience".
Or "old public lavvies underneath Shepherd's Bush Green".
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 20 2008, 8:43 PM BSTQuite jealous. Missed him in the Pool last month.
He's reuniting with Stewart Lee on the night I see him.
I tried really hard to think of a delicate and ladylike way of saying: I will probably come in my pants.
But I failed.
Sorry, guys. 
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:47 PM BSTGo on then.
Because you're a flipping psycho with as much comedic talent as a retarded badger?
I'm kidding, of course.
OR AM I?
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 8:48 PM BSTI will probably come in my pants.
Cor. I bet you will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdIyr-qMQqY
And you're gonna tell me retarded badgers aren't funny?
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 8:48 PM BSTHe's reuniting with Stewart Lee on the night I see him.
I've never found either of them even slightly funny, but have a nice time.
Heheh!
I'm sure I will.
They are the funniest two people in the world, behind Vic and Bob, to me.
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 8:48 PM BSTHe's reuniting with Stewart Lee on the night I see him.
I tried really hard to think of a delicate and ladylike way of saying: I will probably come in my pants.
But I failed.
Sorry, guys.
Quite right too, you should always cover your legs when you go to a gig. At least wear a skirt.
I like Vic & Bob, I wouldn't class them as the funniest two people in the world though.
Who are yours?
No way, not after earlier 
No, I haven't though about it. I'll get back to you. Dead or Alive?
Ross Noble and Al Murray... at the moment...
Groucho Marx... funniest man ever...
Boris Johnson on who do you think you are tonight.
I could have saved them alot of money.
Who do I think Boris Johnson is? A twat.
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 8:53 PM BSTThey are the funniest two people in the world, behind Vic and Bob, to me.
See, if they're the funniest, no one can claim we've slept together anymore.
(Tee hee. Behind Vic and Bob.)
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 9:05 PM BSTBoris Johnson on who do you think you are tonight.
I could have saved them alot of money.
Who do I think Boris Johnson is? A twat.
He's a legend.
I <3 Boris.