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Foibles and Idiosyncrasies - don't be shy Page 9

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 6:58 PM BST

I have never wanted you more... :|

Laughing out loud

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 4:25 PM BST

2) I can enter a room of strangers only if I haven't seen my reflection. If I do, I can't enter.

If I see myself in a shiny surface before meeting someone new, it can have a bad effect on me as I may see something "horrible" and I fear others can see it too and will laugh.

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 4:25 PM BST

5) I never answer a phone.

I never answer if it's a number I don't know or don't have caller display.

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 4:25 PM BST

10) Years after a particular event I can physically cringe and groan involuntarily, even in public. It's as if the event is actually still 'happening'. The emotional memory of a situation never fades even if the actual memory does.

ME TOO!

As long as I don't see my reflection I can forget what I look like. Until young children run screaming to their mothers.

It's a weird feeling - the emotional memory - I've actually said things like "No, no, no. Not that." out loud as I remember something completely random that should have run differently in the past.
:)

You know what this means? WE are the special ones!

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 8:02 PM BST

As long as I don't see my reflection I can forget what I look like. Until young children run screaming to their mothers.

I get small children running screaming "Mummy! The bad lady is sooo ugly, she hurts my eyes!".....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 8:04 PM BST

WE are the special ones!

The only time that 'special' was applied to me, the word 'needs' was bolted to the end of it. :D

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 8:04 PM BST

You know what this means? WE are the special ones!

I get small children running screaming "Mummy! The bad lady is sooo ugly, she hurts my eyes!".....

Shush!

This is now like a reference library for quirky character traits.

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 8:08 PM BST

The only time that 'special' was applied to me, the word 'needs' was bolted to the end of it. :D

How do you know my nickname?

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 6:28 PM BST

I'll say yes then walk out the room and cancel the cheque. :)

DAMN!

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 6:55 PM BST

And I tend to use my penis, which explains why I've got a verruca on the bell-end.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 6:58 PM BST

I have never wanted you more... :|

Laughing out loudLaughing out loud

Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 20 2008, 8:13 PM BST

Shush!

Agreed! Silly Ruby! *hugs*

Quote: SlagA @ August 20 2008, 6:55 PM BST

And I tend to use my penis, which explains why I've got a verruca on the bell-end.

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 8:04 PM BST

I get small children running screaming "Mummy! The bad lady is sooo ugly, she hurts my eyes!".....

Hurts their eyes? Bah! They'd consider themselves lucky if they still had sight after 'avin' a butchers at my mug.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:36 PM BST
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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud!

I just realised she looks orgasmic and you can't see her lower half.

My subconciouse is even more sordid than the rest of me.

The golden love-egg?

I feel dirty. *shudders*

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