Nice stuff.

I was planning on writing some topical skits, so went looking stuff up on BBC news.

Massive increase of murder of the disabled, random dwarf harrasment, Russia planning to nuke Poland (US egging this on), more enviromental disaster, horrible plane crash in Madrid, Gary Glitter escapes justice.

And I thought how about doing a skit on something nice in the news?

Any ideas?

I'm serious come up with a nice idea and I'll write it or you can.

So far Glagow named UN city of music, Bob Marley inspired by Banana Splits, Britain does well at olympis.

It's most certainly good!

Prince Charles employs an ex-convict as a window cleaner.

That's nice.

We're doing well in the Olympics. That's nice.

Quote: Finck @ August 20 2008, 5:05 PM BST

Prince Charles employs an ex-convict as a window cleaner.

That's nice.

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Why do I suspect he won't be cleaning many windows?

eh eh, ooh er.

Seriously there's a skit in there some where.

Dark twix are ace but why can't we have?

http://blog.tylerbell.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/20070622_kitkat.jpg

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 4:59 PM BST

Gary Glitter escapes justice.

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Yes. Almost three years in prison on an extremely dubious conviction. How dare he.

Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 5:03 PM BST

There's a new dark chocolate Twix coming out. I don't know if this is good or bad.

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Anything involving dark chocolate is bad.

It died somehow, it was only Kitkats, lots of kitkats.

It's funny how Britain's Olympic success has obviously annoyed a lot of comedians, who would love to be able to take the piss out of our athletes.

Griff, have you seen the actual medal count? We're not exactly doing brilliantly, even though we are 3rd.

Ssshhh, Aaron.

C'mon 3rd in the world against 2 vast super powers, even cynical old me is impressed.

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 8:28 PM BST

Griff, have you seen the actual medal count? We're not exactly doing brilliantly, even though we are 3rd.

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Yeah, we're rubbish. Lets spit on the atheletes when they come off the plane.

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 8:28 PM BST

Griff, have you seen the actual medal count? We're not exactly doing brilliantly, even though we are 3rd.

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It's because America and China have more people than Britain.

And I'm writing good topical stuff for the first time ever... so I'm stealing ideas from this thread, thanks sooty hahahahahahahah!

eh?

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:39 PM BST

eh?

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Nevermind...