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Alton Towers Topical (Just one dead)

INT. TV STUDIO - NIGHT

INTERVIEWER SITS OPPOSITE WOMAN

INTERVIEWER
So, did you enjoy Alton Towers?

WOMAN
(Polish accent)
Very nice. We went on just one ride. We were in a capsule rolling down a hill. It was very exciting we were all screaming. It was very fun.

INTERVIEWER
Do you have theme parks in Poland?

WOMAN
But, of course. We have Auschwitz.

Bit to much of a leap to really work.

What do you mean by leap?

Alton Towers kill 1, to genocide.

Too much of a leap of understanding.

Oh bloody hell - it's try and offend people night on here now isn't it. ha ha.

Personally not to my taste - but I see you have the talent for finding a different angle on a topical story.

Auschwitz is a big tourist attraction these days. It's like a theme park!!!

I found it quite amusing, Johnny.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 7:59 PM BST

I found it quite amusing, Johnny.

I thank you.

Quote: JohnnyD @ August 20 2008, 7:57 PM BST

Auschwitz is a big tourist attraction these days. It's like a theme park!!!

Auschwitz Towers?

Surely the joke would be, Auschwitz has been taken over by Disney now it's

Mickey Mauschwitz.

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2008, 7:24 AM BST

Surely the joke would be, Auschwitz has been taken over by Disney now it's

Mickey Mauschwitz.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2008, 7:24 AM BST

Surely the joke would be, Auschwitz has been taken over by Disney now it's

Mickey Mauschwitz.

<stands and applauds>

Original sketch didn't do it for me, I'm afraid. Admittedly not to my taste though.

Dan

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