Actually, I'm British, not American. And Mark and I know each other and he'll confirm.
Really, don't tie yourself in any more knots than you have to...
Madrid Airport Page 3
Quote: Terry Robinson @ August 20 2008, 5:47 PM BSTMark, you're a cock!
Fair point 
Quote: Terry Robinson @ August 20 2008, 4:25 PM BSTDoes anyone monitor this forum? How funny are these crap jokes about the air crash that's just happened in Madrid?
Not funny at all. But then that's nothing new around here. 
Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 4:36 PM BSTThanks for taking the time to pop by with that bit of advice, Terry. Are you going to hang around on BSG or is it a "flying" visit ? (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)
Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 5:09 PM BSTIf you now wish you hadn't written it, that's understandable, go ahead and delete your post, or ask Paul W to delete the whole thread. That's one of the good things about BSG.
If Paul's been doing that in the past, then he's going to get a smacked botty.
I'm only kidding big bear! Here's another one for you:
A big bear (not you big bear, so don't get offended) is sitting in the forest having a shit when a little white fluffy bunny rabbit comes and sits beside him and says 'hello big bear (not you big bear), can I join you?' 'Sure' says big bear (not you big bear, I promise!). So, both of them are sitting side by side having a crap when suddenly big bear (not you big bear) says 'little white fluffy bunny rabbit, can I ask you a personal question?''Sure!' says little white fluffy bunny rabbit. 'Well' says big bear (not you big bear), you know when you have a shit? Does the shit stick to your fur?' 'No' not at all' says little white fluffy bunny rabbit. So big bear says 'that's good', picks up the little white flffy bunny rabbit and wipes his arse with it!
Do you get it big bear? (that's you big bear
Quote: Terry Robinson @ August 20 2008, 6:10 PM BSTI'm only kidding big bear! Here's another one for you:
A big bear (not you big bear, so don't get offended) is sitting in the forest having a shit when a little white fluffy bunny rabbit comes and sits beside him and says 'hello big bear (not you big bear), can I join you?' 'Sure' says big bear (not you big bear, I promise!). So, both of them are sitting side by side having a crap when suddenly big bear (not you big bear) says 'little white fluffy bunny rabbit, can I ask you a personal question?''Sure!' says little white fluffy bunny rabbit. 'Well' says big bear (not you big bear), you know when you have a shit? Does the shit stick to your fur?' 'No' not at all' says little white fluffy bunny rabbit. So big bear says 'that's good', picks up the little white flffy bunny rabbit and wipes his arse with it!Do you get it big bear? (that's you big bear
Heard it about 10 years ago. Why d'you ask?
There you go then.
Big Bear and Griff you should be a double act. I can see it now 'GriffinBear', no hang on.. 'BearnGriff'... no wait..grin'n'bear..Wait...wait..it's coming to me...I've got it..'Ladies and Gentlemen 'Grin n Bear' it!!! (applause)..
Anyway, what are you two comedians doing on a comedy site?
Terry, the attitude doesn't become you. I'm sure "Grin 'n' Bear It" would love you to continue this in PMs, eh lads?
As to the sketch, not my cup of tea, especially with the number of deaths. But that's the trouble with topical. It has to be out there when the nerve is raw.
Agree with Mark re: the right to publish it and also the right to disagree.
It's true Slagg Brothers! My sincere apologies to Griff and the American bird. Just saw you website, good stuff chaps!
Quote: Terry Robinson @ August 20 2008, 6:57 PM BSTIt's true Slagg Brothers! My sincere apologies to Griff and the American bird. Just saw you website, good stuff chaps!
Cheers. This place is a bit more chilled than the rest of the www I hope you'll like it here.
Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 7:11 PM BSTTerry, how come we don't see you so much in Viz these days?
I used to be nicknamed Terry F**kwit, as briefly at Uni I wore black and white striped trousers, with a red tshirt.
I also had a Jewfro.
And I was something of a f**kwit.
I always wanted to be Roger Irrelevant or
Sooty! I think f**kwit is more you! Keep f**kwit, it suits you!)
Dear God you can't score in an open goal I just scored in my self.
Shall I make it easier for you?
I studied religious studies at university on their own, their initials are R S, and they were my sole subject.
Making me a.......
Well, to me, Sooty, you'll always be a Roger Irrelevant. 
What am I saying? You inspire awe from this part of Wales.