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At least 45 dead!
And it's a shit skid->banana skin joke.

Quote: Griff @ August 20 2008, 3:51 PM BST

Apparently not. I tried suggesting yesterday that perhaps Jade's cancer diagnosis could be accorded a little dignity if only for a day or two but that's just crazy talk around here.

Merely giving it the dignity the chisseling little bint gave it herself.

I promise not to call her malignant from here on in.

I will not show respect to some one who has no respect for other cancer sufferers.

I bet she sold the rights to her funeral and autopsy as well.

I maybe unpleasant, but I'd hate to be a hypocrite.

As for Madrid airport, not a joke I'd make myself, but some one was going to anyway.

I bet Noah was making flood jokes in the Ark

Do people wander the internet actively looking to be offended?

And why don't they hang out giving advice at cruel-puppy-rape.com

or stab-a-hemophiliac.net?

That said News Revue will definitely do a skit on this subject, I won't.

So those with a hankering for a writers credit and a possible fiver get typing.

Especially you Griff

What about you Terry?

You could be famous.

In my defense, when I wrote and posted this the extent of the news on BBC news was "Plane skids off runway in Madrid".

I'm starting to regret this one more and more.

Don't be true to your writing.

COmedy is an art and if you feel it was writing, don't censor your self.

Some one else will make the same joke in a week or so.

I prefer to hide my stage name unlike you sooty. But tell me is it true...do you like someones hand up your arse?

Your not just a some one sweetness.

Look everybody, unfortunate timing that's all, Chris knows that more than anybody.

So if anybody's come on to here to start stirring can they stop it please? Otherwise...well boots can go up arses as well as hands

Griff, where are you performing? Would love to see your show. You sound hilarious!

Well done Chris!

Ps Watch out Sooty - big bear wants to put his boot up your arse as well!

Quote: Terry Robinson @ August 20 2008, 5:32 PM BST

Griff, where are you performing? Would love to see your show. You sound hilarious!

Well done Chris!

Ps Watch out Sooty - big bear wants to put his boot up your arse as well!

No you prat, you can't even get that right

It's a funny joke big bear!

Quote: Terry Robinson @ August 20 2008, 5:38 PM BST

It's a funny joke big bear!

No it's not a funny joke. That's the whole point.

Go home now. Seriously.

You too should hug and make up... actually, that's probably not a good idea - big bear looks sunburnt (lucky so-and-so, all we can get this summer her in the UK is rain-burnt).

The actual joke at the start of this thread is, in my opinion, a little lame. But marks must go to Chris for the speed of publishing.

Whether it is offensive is always going to be down to personal opinion. I defend his right to publish it, just as I defend people's right to say it's offensive.

Mark, you're a cock!

Big bear, I didn't realise you are american. Sorry, I should have graded the joke accordingly!

Mark, only joking!

Big bear, not joking!

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