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I hate soup.

Well, actually I don't hate Heinz tomato soup. But the rest! Booo!

I surprised myself by forcing myself to try a soup (no idea what it was) at a posh restaurant a few months ago, and actually rather enjoyed it.

Other than that, the only thing I can even stand a little of - and then only in small doses - is the Heinz, like zooo.

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 8:34 PM BST

I surprised myself by forcing myself to try a soup (no idea what it was) at a posh restaurant a few months ago, and actually rather enjoyed it.

Other than that, the only thing I can even stand a little of - and then only in small doses - is the Heinz, like zooo.

The only thing with drinking soup in a restaurant is you can't tip the last bit into your mouth. And you have to push the spoon away from you.

Gnat bites! :( *itches ankle*

TTPYO: The new confused.com advert

http://www.visit4info.com/advert/confusedcom-Taxi-Ride-confusedcom/60910

Just hit view.

Some advert I heard said "You'll love our new Call centre!"

Somebody is a bit out of touch I think.

Trufax. British Gas phoned me today and asked why I was switching from them. Comedy on-line! But I do love them a little bit for earning me some money. Good ho!

The Doctor Who thread pisses me off. I don't care for it, but I have to read it because I moderate the forum. Just when I think you are going to leave it alone, someone ressurects it! Arghhhhhhhh

Men that strike up conversations with you at urinals. I find small talk hard enough, but it's virtually impossible if I'm holding my penis at the same time.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 3:07 PM BST

The Doctor Who thread pisses me off. I don't care for it, but I have to read it because I moderate the forum. Just when I think you are going to leave it alone, someone ressurects it! Arghhhhhhhh

Too much geekage on this site to let that thread bubble under! And I should know, I am just that kind of twat!

Quote: chipolata @ August 20 2008, 3:10 PM BST

Men that strike up conversations with you at urinals. I find small talk hard enough, but it's virtually impossible if I'm holding my penis at the same time.

I like talking to my friends in the loo.

When we were at uni, we used to sit in the bath and chat to each other.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 20 2008, 3:11 PM BST

Too much geekage on this site to let that thread bubble under! And I should know, I am just that kind of twat!

Just let go...

Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 3:12 PM BST

I like talking to my friends in the loo.

When we were at uni, we used to sit in the bath and chat to each other.

Naked in the bath?

I can't, Ellie, I'm a f**king idiot!

Quote: chipolata @ August 20 2008, 3:12 PM BST

Naked in the bath?

Well one would be in the bath, the door would be open and we'd all just chat.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 20 2008, 3:13 PM BST

I can't, Ellie, I'm a f**king idiot!

Awww... *hug*

Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 3:15 PM BST

Well one would be in the bath, the door would be open and we'd all just chat.

Awww... *hug*

I could never talk to another man if one of us was naked. Where would you look?

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