Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:54 PM BSTWere you suddenly 16?
Tee hee! I mean they never got celebrated. No party, no pressies, nothing! My folks didn't believe in them. We only did Christmas.
Quote: Timbo @ August 20 2008, 12:53 PM BSTIs this a way of saying you are sixteen years older than you claim to be?
softly softly catchee monkey
I don't get it.... 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 1:17 PM BSTTee hee! I mean they never got celebrated. No party, no pressies, nothing! My folks didn't believe in them. We only did Christmas.
That is so sad.... 
Every birthday should be special and memorable... although not sure I can remeber 21-26 but KNOW I enjoyed them.
The campaign to give Rube a proper birthday starts here (and possibly ends shortly afterwards with a glare from the lady herself),
Despite the OVERWHEMING response there 
the fact is it's no biggie. It's just normal for me. You can't miss what you didn't have! Still not big on my own burpdays anyway.
Nope, you shall have the birthday you deserve (in a good way). I'm making cake!
I need buffets, balloons, entertainment, bubble machines, dancemats and a cream covered Christian Slater.
Who's with me?
Who's with me?
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Oh look, tumbleweed.... 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 1:19 PM BSTTee hee! I mean they never got celebrated. No party, no pressies, nothing! My folks didn't believe in them. We only did Christmas.
Those evil bastards.
Sod off you softies, RubyMae's angling for presents
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 1:33 PM BST...........................@......................
Oh look, tumbleweed....
Who says it's not a suprise party and it's ALL going on behind the scenes, apart from the fact you hate suprises and would probably kill me with a sawn off spoon, for even thinking of a suprise.
Well I will have a glass of fizzy ribena and devour a small butterfly cake in your honor on the big day.
D
Quote: Huge Bear @ August 20 2008, 1:35 PM BSTSod off you softies, RubyMae's angling for presents
Cash is acceptable 
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We never had birthday parties or cakes as a child either. Except for one explicable time on my 7th birthday, when there was a really nice big cake. It ruined the whole day because I was convinced I must have leuakemia and everyone knew but me and didn't expect me to make it to another birthday - hence the fuss of a cake.
LOL.
1. I'm easily distracted
2.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 20 2008, 1:28 PM BSTDespite the OVERWHEMING response there
But it's so sad! Now I will *have* to bake for you.
Here goes;
1. I was second fastest at the 100M sprint at primary school.
2. The only goal I every scored for my shool football team was from outside the box.
3. I'm incredibly shy when it comes to talking to women I fancy.
4. I bought a middle name because I felt incomplete. I'm not sure it helped.
5. I have far too much porn for one person.
6. I once broke my collar bone playing basketball.
7. I've smoked hash for nearlty 20 years, but won't touch cigarettes (on there own).
8. When I was much (much) younger I once punched my sister in the face and spent the whole night locked in the bathroom to avoid my dads wrath. I didn't work. And I still feel guilty.
9. I love marmite & cheese sandwiches with pickled onion Monster Munch. Yeah, sounds vile, I know.
10. In my youth I was once arrested. And, to my shame, I blubbed like a baby.
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