Not offended, but some times you have to look at the wider picture of one's views.
The 9/11 conpiracies didn't take long to become highly antisemitic.
Conspiracy theories can be a dangerous trojan horse, for really nasty people.
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Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 12:33 PM BSTI don't mean to have offended you mate.
You're too nice, Ellie. I want to see you get in touch with the bitch within. 
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 12:36 PM BSTNot offended, but some times you have to look at the wider picture of one's views.
The 9/11 conpiracies didn't take long to become highly antisemitic.
Conspiracy theories can be a dangerous trojan horse, for really nasty people.
I totally forgot about my sig! That was a joke by the way. I'm not a horrible person...Aaron...tell them. 
I don't believe about the moon though.
Quote: chipolata @ August 20 2008, 12:39 PM BSTYou're too nice, Ellie. I want to see you get in touch with the bitch within.
I'm only mean when people are late - I'm not expecting any of you, so we're fine.
I didn't even read the sig.
And it's aimed at Lunar conspiracies, not you.
Otherwise I'd have to blame Aaron for Boris, when I know he's a punishment from God.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 12:41 PM BSTI'm only mean when people are late
God help your future children.
Actually, that's got nothing to do with whether they're late or not.
Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 12:42 PM BSTOtherwise I'd have to blame Aaron for Boris
I wish I could claim responsibility for the wonderful Bozza, but alas not.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 12:41 PM BSTI'm only mean when people are late.
That pretend actor bloke hasn't stood you up? I knew it was too good to last.
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:43 PM BSTGod help your future children.
Actually, that's got nothing to do with whether they're late or not.
Ha! I feel sorry for my future children too. I forgot to add in my views about children being seen and not heard. And if they're seen it shouldn't be in restaurants, cinemas or shopping malls.
Quote: chipolata @ August 20 2008, 12:44 PM BSTThat pretend actor bloke hasn't stood you up? I knew it was too good to last.
He was late once, paid the price, and hasn't been late since.
Is it weird to prepare funeral speeches for friends/close friends/ family, before they die? Just in case, y'know...?
This one always makes me feel guilty because I'm profiting from their early demise.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 12:47 PM BSTHe was late once, paid the price, and hasn't been late since.
You made him lick your fanny for three hours as oppose to the usual 2?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 20 2008, 12:48 PM BSTIs it weird to prepare funeral speeches for friends/close friends/ family, before they die? Just in case, y'know...?
A little, but it's terribly presumptuous that you would be the one asked to deliver any speech(es).
Evey now and then I wander if this is actually the Readers Wives letters page.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 20 2008, 12:48 PM BSTIs it weird to prepare funeral speeches for friends/close friends/ family, before they die? Just in case, y'know...?
This one always makes me feel guilty because I'm profiting from their early demise.
Not really, I have dropped hints about my funeral and given my mum a letter with all my log in details to here, hotmail, facebook etc so she can let everyone on there know of my untimely death.
I'm not morbid, just don't want to cause any hassel when I die, or make people think I'm ignoring them.
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:50 PM BSTA little, but it's terribly presumptuous that you would be the one asked to deliver any speech(es).
Aah, yes I know. I prepare them for people who I barely even know though, where I quite clearly won't be asked. I don't actually think I will be asked, but I have them in my head.
A surprising number end with "F**k you all," so I hope no one asks me.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 12:51 PM BSTNot really, I have dropped hints about my funeral and given my mum a letter with all my log in details to here, hotmail, facebook etc so she can let everyone on there know of my untimely death.
Oooh. This seems like a good idea. 'cos I know you'd all miss me if I died. 
Now you can do that automatically.
I want 10 mourners in black to perform every one of my paedophile sketches at my funeral, to the Smiths greatest hits played mournfully on an accordion.
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:43 PM BSTI wish I could claim responsibility for the wonderful Bozza, but alas not.
I once went on a date with a girl who began a conversation by saying that she knew Boris at Oxford but she hadn't slept with him. Evidently that was unusual enough to be remarked upon.
I once went on a day trip to OXford and didn't shag him.
It was on the itenerary and everything.