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Foibles and Idiosyncrasies - don't be shy Page 5

Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 12:04 PM BST

Yar, on the pillow! But would be quite funny if in the air.

And tricky in a sleeping bag.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:25 AM BST

12 If I'm bored I prepare arguments in my head for fun.

Does this revelation surprise a SINGLE person here?

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:25 AM BST

17 I find ice cream vans, clowns and simple jokes sinister.

We noticed...

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 8:25 AM BST

18 There are very few things in life I view that I don't automatically try and make into a joke.

Ah, that Holocaust, eh? What a laugh!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 20 2008, 10:03 AM BST

I'm not sure about this squatting lark. I reckon piles are a small price to pay for a reduced risk of splashback.

On a proper squat toilet the risk is actually reduced because you are dropping from less of a height.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 20 2008, 11:10 AM BST

4) I can't sleep unless my arms are above my head.

"Ellie JP. Making rape easier since 1985."

You should have that made into a bumper sticker.

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:12 PM BST

Does this revelation surprise a SINGLE person here?

It's fun and helps prevent senility. Besides there's so few people as smart open minded,funny and humble as me to talk to.

We noticed...

I am more distrubed by people who don't feel the same, knock knock jokes describe a horribly linear, predictable universe to me. Something like the joke equivalent of being stuck in a white room for ever. Come to think of it I think I'm scared of them.

Ah, that Holocaust, eh? What a laugh!

Potentially yes if handled well. Check out bits of Life is Beautiful, Schindlers List and Maus.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 12:03 PM BST

Now that one is weird. Why the certainty?

I've questioned her on that one before. I bet she's also a flat-earther, although she denies it.

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:19 PM BST

"Ellie JP. Making rape easier since 1985."

You should have that made into a bumper sticker.

:O

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:21 PM BST

I've questioned her on that one before. I bet she's also a flat-earther, although she denies it.

I mean I take comfort that I couldn't imagine any government that competent.

They couldn't even plant WMDs in Iraq to be found post invasion.

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 12:21 PM BST

Besides there's so few people as smart open minded,funny and humble as me to talk to.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:21 PM BST

I've questioned her on that one before. I bet she's also a flat-earther, although she denies it.

You kidding. Ellie's proof the world isn't flat.

Sorry, Ells Bells. Tried to resist

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 20 2008, 12:05 PM BST

And tricky in a sleeping bag.

Yuk! Sleeping bags! That's another thing that I can't stand. Having my feet trapped freaks me out. Same reason I'll never go canoe-ing

It means taking on the view that everything is faked, including all media and all history.

I can't even go there.

Moon Landing Denial is neighbour to Holocaust Denial, and I'd rather keep out of that neighbourhood.

Believe in extrreme conspiracies has lead to extreme paranoia, which on some occaisons has lead onto genocide.

Several 1000 people were killed in parts of Nigeria a few years ago, becuase rumours of penis stealing witches were circulated.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 20 2008, 12:28 PM BST

Yuk! Sleeping bags! That's another thing that I can't stand. Having my feet trapped freaks me out. Same reason I'll never go canoe-ing

Aren't they just as trapped in bed? Or does your bedspread stop at your ankles?

I'll sendya the link, albeit I'd be worried about encouraging BBC unfriendly material.

Unless he's a white middle class witch doctor, who reads the Daily Mail and votes Conservative.

I reckon they'd make that.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_139550.html http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKL2290323220080422

Quote: sootyj @ August 20 2008, 12:29 PM BST

It means taking on the view that everything is faked, including all media and all history.

I can't even go there.

Moon Landing Denial is neighbour to Holocaust Denial, and I'd rather keep out of that neighbourhood.

Believe in extrreme conspiracies has lead to extreme paranoia, which on some occaisons has lead onto genocide.

Several 1000 people were killed in parts of Nigeria a few years ago, becuase rumours of penis stealing witches were circulated.

I don't mean to have offended you mate.

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