Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 12:04 AM BSTI love smelling stuff. Paint! Yum. Books, magazines. Yes, yes. Cleaning products! Anything lemony. Deelicious.
Petrol stations?
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 12:12 AM BSTBrand new phones or computers! They smell amazing! But it goes away after a while.
Mmmm ... Gadgety.
Quote: roscoff @ August 20 2008, 12:18 AM BSTI dunno. I'll ask her when term starts.
Maybe this "other" family is actually yours. Because she wants to do sex with you.
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:19 AM BSTMaybe this "other" family is actually yours. Because she wants to do sex with you.
Well lets hope so 'cos she's a bit of a babe actuaaaaaally!
Way hey! Get in! 
No, not petrol. That actually makes me a bit ill.
These are foibles I have acquired and shaken off over the years. I am perfectly normal now (apart from the sexual kinks obviously)
1. Always got out of the foot of the bed (so I did not get out of the wrong side)
2. Pooed in a squatting position (though this is in fact much healthier)
3. Washed my hands whenever I touched anything
4. Broke interesting words down into three letter units
5. Repeated particular random phrases, often just a string of unconnected names, in my head and sometimes out loud, usually in the shower
6. Beat myself up about social gaffs that had happened years before and which everyone but I had forgotten
7. Mentally prepared a dramatis personae for a book after I had read it, but only of the first 30 characters and these in order of importance
8. Replayed conversations in my head etc (I still do this a bit, but what I do much more is rehearse future conversations)
Can't think of any others at the moment but doubtless there have been many more. My main foible these days is forgetfulness. If I think to myself, oh I must do that, and then do not do it immediately I will forget all about it until something else puts it back in my mind. Which reminds me I must do something about my car tax, it is two months overdue...
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 12:27 AM BSTNo, not petrol. That actually makes me a bit ill.
Aw, noo! Petrol station smell is lovely! 
Quote: Timbo @ August 20 2008, 12:33 AM BSTThese are foibles I have acquired and shaken off over the years. I am perfectly normal now (apart from the sexual kinks obviously)
1. Always got out of the foot of the bed (so I did not get out of the wrong side)
2. Pooed in a squatting position (though this is in fact much healthier)
3. Washed my hands whenever I touched anything
4. Broke interesting words down into three letter units
5. Repeated particular random phrases, often just a string of unconnected names, in my head and sometimes out loud, usually in the shower
6. Beat myself up about social gaffs that had happened years before and which everyone but I had forgotten
7. Mentally prepared a dramatis personae for a book after I had read it, but only of the first 30 characters and these in order of importance
8. Replayed conversations in my head etc (I still do this a bit, but what I do much more is rehearse future conversations)
6. Is quite understandable all the others featured in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'.
Quote: Timbo @ August 20 2008, 12:33 AM BST2. Pooed in a squatting position (though this is in fact much healthier)
Healthier? Howso? Gets some exercise into them there ankles?
I don't understand. Did you jump up on to the toilet?
Actually, forget it, I don't want to know...
Probably just kinda crouch, so like 'pause' before hitting the throne? :/
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:38 AM BSTHealthier? Howso?
You will all be converts:
Blimey.
Ooo, look at my pretty postcount.
Quote: Aaron @ August 20 2008, 12:52 AM BSTBlimey.
Ooo, look at my pretty postcount.
Post count is temporary. Crass is permanent.
I will not be looking at that link.
Ooh, sometimes I read through one of the TV show threads in the British Sitcoms forum, imagining I'm one of the stars or the writer, to see if I would get offended or not.