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Foibles and Idiosyncrasies - don't be shy Page 2

I find it difficult to get to sleep without first having one off the wrist.

What?! Too honest?

Quote: Seefacts @ August 19 2008, 11:49 PM BST

"F**k you, Mock The Week is shit, I've got some sketches on a Comedy Lab, and I've got hair you big baldy bastard!!!"

:D

That'll do it.

Personally I would have just said you shut the f**king door! And left it open.

Therapy coming up.

1. I will always salute a Magpie
2. Ever since I can remember I look under my bed before turning in.
3. I will not wear black socks when playing at a concert though it is normally requested uniform.
4. I feel sick when I smell chlorinated water.
5. I have to continuously check whether I have tickets keys phone etc. even though I've just checked one minute earlier. My son has noticed this and always recites as we walk out the door 'keys, money, phone'.
6. I do not trust fairground rides.
7. I will not step on yellow lines.
8. As with Seefacts, Wasps freak me out, but that is after being stung by a nest of them as a kid.
9. I often get scarily real feelings of deja vu.
10. I often dream I have fallen out of bed and am constantly amazed that when I wake up I'm actually in bed.

Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 11:55 PM BST

That must make long bus journeys difficult.

But on the plus side I always get a seat to myself.

Quote: roscoff @ August 20 2008, 12:00 AM BST

My son has noticed this and always recites as we walk out the door 'keys, money, phone'.

9. I often get scarily real feelings of deja vu.

Ha. 'Keys, wallet, phone' is what I say when I leave the house.

There are some really frustrating times where something will happen or something will be said and I'll get a flash of deja vu, but it's too quick to register so I can never work out when/what it was.

I also have a recurring dream setting in the countryside which is made up of three or four outdoor areas - fields mainly - but they all link together nicely. i'd love to know what they are.

I love smelling stuff. Paint! Yum. Books, magazines. Yes, yes. Cleaning products! Anything lemony. Deelicious.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 12:04 AM BST

I love smelling stuff. Paint! Yum.

Does the phrase Volatile Organic Compounds mean anything to you?

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 12:04 AM BST

I love smelling stuff. Paint! Yum. Books, magazines. Yes, yes. Cleaning products! Anything lemony. Deelicious.

Extinguished candles.

Ooh yeah, and matches.

Quote: Timbo @ August 20 2008, 12:07 AM BST

Does the phrase Volatile Organic Compounds mean anything to you?

... am I going to die?

Quote: Seefacts @ August 20 2008, 12:03 AM BST

Ha. 'Keys, wallet, phone' is what I say when I leave the house.

There are some really frustrating times where something will happen or something will be said and I'll get a flash of deja vu, but it's too quick to register so I can never work out when/what it was.

I also have a recurring dream setting in the countryside which is made up of three or four outdoor areas - fields mainly - but they all link together nicely. i'd love to know what they are.

Trufax. One of the teachers in school lives in a different house when she sleeps. She know every room intimately and has a whole different family living there.

mmm..newly extinguished matches

That is flipping horrible. Horror movie stuff.

Brand new phones or computers! They smell amazing! But it goes away after a while.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2008, 12:12 AM BST

That is flipping horrible. Horror movie stuff.

Isn't it just. You have to question, which is the real world for her? Odd as hell.

Is she, in fact, Nicholas Lyndhurst?

I dunno. I'll ask her when term starts.

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