British Comedy Guide

Love/Hate Page 8

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 19 2008, 10:55 PM BST

Teary How would I get it to you?

Leave it by an open window to cool. It's how us bears usually get our food. And once I've eaten it I can tell you what a wonderful cook you are to make things better. (Kicks himself for being such a softy)

:D Okay then.

Love

Bagpuss and other Smallfilms
Bateman's XXX
Dolphins bow-riding
Field guides and the sense of satisfaction I get from identifying something (or indeed anything)
Gannets in flight over the ocean
The poems of A E Housman
Iris De Ment singing Our Town (gets me every time)
Mashed potato with unhealthy amounts of butter
Skinnysnorkelling
Studio Ghibli

Hate

'Art' that requires an explanation before I can appreciate it
Bogofs (I am not going to buy what I don't need and I refuse to pay twice as much as anyone else)
Brocolli (I may have mentioned this elsewhere)
Bullies (but I quite like cads)
Cherry brandy (all other alcoholic beverages are acceptable)
Cigarettes (but I don't mind pipes and have been known to puff on a cigar)
Formula One and other forms of noise pollution
Make-up (particularly when applied with a palate knife)
Motorists who make excessive use of the horn (on the rare occasions I feel compelled to use the thing, by the time I have remembered where to find it the moment has passed)
Rap and associated musical forms

Quote: Timbo @ August 19 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Studio Ghibli

Oooh! Good call! To be added to my list, too!

LOVE

1. Walking in the rain (cliche cliche cliche)
2. Playing great music
3. Live music
4. Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon in almost anything.
5. Travelling to somewhere I haven't been before because I haven't been there before.
6. Playing football (Badly)
7. The company of friends
8. Watching sport in general but rugby union in particular.
9. Muhammed Ali
10. Writing (Unsurprisingly)

HATES (So many and only ten to cover it all)

1. The Royal Family
2. Iced slices
3. Karaoke (If I want to hear 'Angels' I'll put a CD on thanks)
4. Pregnant mothers smoking
5. The Songs and Sonnets of John Donne
6. Miss Coleman who told my parents I was bordering on remedial the callous bitch.
7. Snobbery in any form.
8. My ex-wife.
9. Soaps (including Big Brother in that)
10. People who are unreliable.

Quote: roscoff @ August 19 2008, 11:29 PM BST

Live music

Definitely. Unless it's rap.

Jack Lemon in almost anything.

I saw The Apartment last night at the BFI. Fantastic way to discover a gem that I had somehow previously escaped seeing.

Quote: roscoff @ August 19 2008, 11:29 PM BST

1. The Royal Family

OOo, should have been on my love list. Perhaps not in the top 10 though...

I misread that as Royle Family; thought it seemed a bit harsh. But yes, Royal family, I am with you all the way on that one.

God I hate the Royles.

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