British Comedy Guide

The Olympics Page 35

To the tune of Land of Hope and Glory:

We are flipping amazing,
We are flipping great.
We are the bestest,
Britain truly is Great.

:)

The clue is in the name, f**kers!

Aw, Argentina are 40th. One bronze and one gold. Bless them. :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 4:54 PM BST

Aw, Argentina are 40th. One bronze and one gold. Bless them. :)

They'll be wanting to invade the Falklands and claim all our gold's for themselves. By the way Argentina = massive country for so few gongs.

Stop bad mouthing Argentina!

I'll have you invaded!!

(I know I know, you'd like that.)

Cor.

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 7:38 PM BST

Stop bad mouthing Argentina!

I'll have you invaded!!

(I know I know, you'd like that.)

Just because you've got some Argentinian in you. Is his name Juan?

No, Carlos.

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 7:42 PM BST

No, Carlos.

The Jackal. I know you like a bit of bestiality thrown in with your gay worshippy thing.

As it's all about population size, no wonder China are top. Also, their athletes have trained harder than the rest, as they've been living like soldiers, for the last few years, leading up to the games, living in special training camps.

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 4:31 PM BST

So really, we're fourth.

What's all this "we" business. You're not part of this, Aaron, not after all the sneering you've done about the games. :P

It's quite simple really: "we're" is quicker to type than "'Team GB' are".

Whats with all this 'Team GB business' anyway. Need I remind everyone that after their so called war of independence we stil went back and burned their colonial white house down!

Who's "their"?

Well Team GB sound like a vulgar Americanism to me :)

Ah I see.

Well... F**k knows. All sport is pointless.

Even Beach Volleyball???

:)

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