Quote: Daddy Maz @ August 19 2008, 2:16 PM BST5. I have a wicked photo of me hugging John Peel at a festival.
Cute. I wanna see!
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Quote: Daddy Maz @ August 19 2008, 2:16 PM BST6. I am a lucky, lucky man with the most beautiful wife and daughter.
That's so so lovely! 
Quote: Daddy Maz @ August 19 2008, 2:16 PM BST1. I was born in Lewisham
2. I am allergic to prawns
3. I once had to kick M Barrymore out of my flat for being drunk and disorderly (and more)
4. I once "worked" in a club giving free massages and strawberries in the early 90's rave scene. The pay was free 10 man guest list and after party with some of the best DJ's.
5. I have a wicked photo of me hugging John Peel at a festival.
6. I am a lucky, lucky man with the most beautiful wife and daughter.
7. My 30th birthday present was my first sky dive, it was ace!
8. My front tooth was chipped in drunken messing about on my 17th and has been fixed several times since.
9. I scored 2 goals in our schools football county final, unfortunately they were both own goals in a 2-1 defeat!!
10. I'm half IrishThat's all I'm willing to share for now...
Yuh but number 3.......
Did he leave a nasty deposit in your bath tub?
1. I was once suspended from school for locking a teacher out of the classroom
2. I served Myleene Klass's sister at my local library (even though she denied she was)
3. I hate olives
4. I won £110 by betting that Klaxons would win the Mercury Prize last year
5. I fancy Tamsin Greig
6. One of my first teeth fell out when someone accidentally pushed a door into my face
7. I study film at Middlesex Uni
8. My favourite album is Weezer's Blue Album
9. I kind of sort of proposed to someone the first time I got drunk
10. I'm waiting for the final disc of The Wire Season 4 to come in the post
Good ones, Griff!
Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 4:02 PM BST8. I organised a village pantomime (wrote the script, organised the music, played the piano, chased props and costuems...) for six years running. One year Boris Johnson turned up to perform in it, and the event was subsequently mentioned in Parliament.
No flipping WAY!
That is the coolest one so far. 
Quote: shaggy292 @ August 19 2008, 4:04 PM BST5. I fancy Tamsin Greig
I was taught in year 6 by her sister.
1. I am a typical Capricon and so I don't believe in horoscopes.
2. I was confused once in an Italian cable car station and went into the ladies loo by mistake. Bonnie Tyler was coming out.
3. At the end of my first year at University I walked out of the English exam because I hadn't read any of the books that the questions were on. And had only been to one lecture.
4. I was stopped once and failed a breathalyser, but had to drive the car round the corner to my home as the lady cop didn't know how to work a dashboard stick shift. She later gave me a lift home as I passed the test at the station. I had drunk half a pint of beer and a glass of wine in a chinese restaurant with one of the girls in black for the addicted to love video behind Robert Palmer.
5. I have a beck in my garden.
6. I like pretty much any alcoholic drink apart from Peach Schnapps and Malibu for some reason.
7. I have nearly knocked myself out pole vaulting and doing gymnastics. But the only time I succeeeded was when I water skied into a jetty.
8. I once told a carful of Rockers that I thought Elvis was shit when I was seventeen and he had been dead a long while. They attempted to kick the crap out of me and my friend as a consequence.
9. A writer friend and I used to get paid ten pounds an hour plus beer to make fake phone calls into the fantasy channel etc.
10. I bought a guitar with my first university grant and have just started taking lessons last month.
Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 4:02 PM BST9. I once shared a house with a prostitute (again, in Australia) and came home one day to find blood everywhere after one of her dodgy pimps/minders had shoved her hand through our front window.
Was the house used as a business premises?
Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2008, 4:08 PM BST1. I am a typical Capricon and so I don;t beieve in horoscopes.
2. I was confused once in an Italian cable car station and went into the ladies loo by mistake.
Are you doing this in instalments?
Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2008, 4:08 PM BST2. I was confused once in an Italian cable car station and went into the ladies loo by mistake.
Once in desperation I was obliged to use the ladies loo on Kew railway station (the gents was out of order). When I went to leave the handle came off the cubicle door locking me in...
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 4:04 PM BSTNo flipping WAY!
That is the coolest one so far.
He's spoken about that before. I like that story.
Griff, can I have your yellow hat please?
Quote: Timbo @ August 19 2008, 4:12 PM BSTOnce in desperation I was obliged to use the ladies loo on Kew railway station (the gents was out of order). When I went to leave the handle came off the cubicle door locking me in...
Fantastic. 
I always get a double-take if I use the men's toilets.
Edit: That's a weird page break.
Quote: Griff @ August 19 2008, 4:12 PM BSTI suspect it might have been occasionally, when I was out. However I never saw any evidence of it, no armies of horny johns knocking at the door at midnight or anything. I didn't find out she was on the game for a couple of months, although I had already realised she was dangerously mental by then.
And she seemed so normal when I came to see the flat.
But did she have big knockers?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 19 2008, 4:13 PM BSTI always get a double-take if I use the men's toilets.
Edit: That's a weird page break.
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