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The Olympics Page 33

Quote: Zuhaib @ August 17 2008, 3:29 PM BST

I think the olympics are good fun to watch, team GB are doing really well and that Michael Phelps from America did really well too. Looking forward to the paralymics.

I've never understood why they can't combine the olympics and the paralympics into one super event, i.e., have all the events rolled into one big package that embraced all the athaletes. That way you wouldn't get the spectacle in two weeks of para-olympians performing in front of virtually empty stadiums.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:11 PM BST

I don't think it's really fair for someone to be both that gorgeous and the best in the world at something.

I'm writing to my MP.

Agreed. >_<

Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2008, 2:53 PM BST

I've never understood why they can't combine the olympics and the paralympics into one super event, i.e., have all the events rolled into one big package that embraced all the athaletes. That way you wouldn't get the spectacle in two weeks of para-olympians performing in front of virtually empty stadiums.

Dunno but it could be to do with timing or the events themselves. it would be nice to have jam packed stadiums but its the participation that counts most and i wouldnt call it a spectacle, in some ways it takes more courage and determination for paralympians to compete than it does olympians. as you may know from my other post on here im looking into training in wheelchair racing and would love it if i competed in the 2012 paralypmics and it would be awesome if lots of people were there. this is the first time ive watched the olympics and the paralympics, it would be interesting to see the differences, like do the competitors get interviewed after the event like they do in the olympics?

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:11 PM BST

I don't think it's really fair for someone to be both that gorgeous and the best in the world at something.

I'm writing to my MP.

Aah that's nice. Nothing through as yet mind. Did you forget to put a stamp on it?

:)

I drew one on.

Quote: Zuhaib @ August 19 2008, 2:27 PM BST

in some ways it takes more courage and determination for paralympians to compete than it does olympians.

Undoubtedly.

Please do use capitalisation and punctuation in future posts though. Thanks.

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 2:39 PM BST

I drew one on.

Wiv a krayons?

Yes! I did eat most of the crayon, but there was a stub left.

What colour was it? Rainbow poop!

Quote: Zuhaib @ August 19 2008, 2:44 PM BST

My bad dude :)

Yes, your very very bad. *waggles finger like fathers have to by law or something*

;)

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 2:45 PM BST

Yes, your very very bad. *waggles finger like fathers have to by law or something*

;)

Lol. *hangs head in shame*! :)

It was a bloo krayon.

Ooo, blooooooo for zoooooooo. Makes sense, like, innit?

(Which mastake? The "your" in my post?)

Quote: Zuhaib @ August 19 2008, 2:27 PM BST

Dunno but it could be to do with timing or the events themselves. it would be nice to have jam packed stadiums but its the participation that counts most and i wouldnt call it a spectacle, in some ways it takes more courage and determination for paralympians to compete than it does olympians. as you may know from my other post on here im looking into training in wheelchair racing and would love it if i competed in the 2012 paralypmics and it would be awesome if lots of people were there. this is the first time ive watched the olympics and the paralympics, it would be interesting to see the differences, like do the competitors get interviewed after the event like they do in the olympics?

I wrote a lot of sketches around sports for a two forty five minute German programme going out at the time of the olympics before last. One of the series I did was around the notion of a local version of paralympics. A sign reading Wheelchair Discus.. 3 O'clock. Then cutting to man in the net swirling round and then throwing a wheelchair, whilst officals run out to mark the length. They didnt go with those particular sketches as they thought it might offend. I didn't think they were offensive... but what do you think?

:)

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 2:49 PM BST

It was a bloo krayon.

It must have washed off in the rain. I'll speak to Jimmy Saville and see if he can organise something.

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 2:50 PM BST

Ooo, blooooooo for zoooooooo. Makes sense, like, innit?

(Which mastake? The "your" in my post?)

Yeah it's alright, I get it now!

I knew someone would bring it up. I thought about rewording it. But then decided not to. Obviously.

Least. Interesting. Post. Of. The. Day. \o/

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