Thank you, Ellie and your enormous breasts. I feel safer already.
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Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 12:32 PM BSTMff mffff mff mumble mfff.
What's that, boy? There's somebody trapped down a well?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 19 2008, 12:27 PM BSThttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7569400.stm
All you old guys and gals are great.
And do you know what, zooo, PhQnix, we love you too.
Dear zooo,
My poo work internet won't display that picture that you have posted.
Could you possibly give us a short description.
Warm regards and best wishes,
Graham E. Bandage
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 12:35 PM BSTWhat's that, boy? There's somebody trapped down a well?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 12:42 PM BSTAnd do you know what, zooo, PhQnix, we love you too.
Dear zooo,
My poo work internet won't display that picture that you have posted.
Could you possibly give us a short description.
Warm regards and best wishes,
Graham E. Bandage
Dear Mr. Bandage Sir,
It was a lovely bag of Werther's Originals, for your delectation.
Many salutations,
zoooooooo.
P.S. What does the E stand for?
Yum, Werther's Originals. Possibly the most inappropriate sweet ever devised for twirlies. The butterscotch ones are too hard for dentures, and the toffee ones stick them together.
Elastoplast.
Hehe!
What does the M stand for?
Hang on, that's not an M, it's an H.
Melifluous.
What bloody M?
Press refresh and read it again.
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 12:35 PM BSTWhat's that, boy? There's somebody trapped down a well?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 12:23 PM BSTWhere's everyone gone? Has Aaron banned us all for going off-topic?
Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 12:26 PM BSTHow can you go off topic on a general general thread. I'm never posting anywhere else from now on... *scared of Aaron's wrath*
Mwhaha.
Ha! Has Bandage lost his specs?
I don't have a middle name, it's just an initial...
I don't see no M! Nor no H!
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 1:06 PM BSTHa! Has Bandage lost his specs?
I don't have a middle name, it's just an initial...
Specs are intact, I'm delighted, it's my rubbish writing in my Filofax. Things have come to a pretty pass when I can't read my own writing.
Just an initial? Like Russell T Davies?
Yeah, that'll do.
Makes me stand out from all the other millions of Laura Gomezes in the er, rural south west of England...