Quote: JuliaC @ August 19 2008, 10:49 AM BSTHaha, and when you really fancy something to eat, the calories don't count!
Evil calories.
Never counted a calory in my life. They're not worth it.
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Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 10:53 AM BSTFlipping Christmas. What do you actually do?
Roll over.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 10:03 AM BSTWell, she would, wouldn't she? I mean, who'd believe her if she let it lie now?
I reckon you should say you're really angry on her behalf and you're going to phone them to give them a piece of your mind. She'll try to talk you out of it.
Flipping Jesus, Graham. She's only a bit late. She's not 'accidentally' wiped the whole company's computer system.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 10:08 AM BSTThink about it. How would ringing you at work be proof of innocence to the heavies at the tube station? Like people with jobs never steal? I've got a biro at home which proves otherwise.
Nah, that is what they do.
*watches lots of Tube documentaries*
Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 10:15 AM BSTI am drinking some of that "Monster" energy drink which is in a huge black can, which has resemblance of a cider can apparently.
You're gonna kill yourself with so many of them drinks! No wonder you have so much energy to release in the evenings.
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 10:22 AM BSTOh yeah it does!
When kids come in and buy it from the chiller, I sometimes ask for ID by mistake!
Quote: Finck @ August 19 2008, 10:33 AM BSTKids are allowed to drink that stuff?
She doesn't mean "kids" literally in terms of children, I don't think. Just, y'know, da yoot. So basically teenagers.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 10:54 AM BSTI'm a bit better now Aaron! Not even you can annoy me.
My challenge has just been raised. Mwhahaha
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 10:32 AM BSTBlimey, zooo, I didn't realise you were front of house as well.
Sometimes. Prefer... back of house, though. If that's a thing.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 10:38 AM BSTI always think that bakers should have the same rights as barmen. So, when a particularly fat person comes in, they should be able to say, "I'm sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough pies."
I often think the same myself!
We had a drunk shouty man in the other day and told him to leave. He said he was going to call the police on us.
It was quite fun.
Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2008, 11:04 AM BSTShe doesn't mean "kids" literally in terms of children, I don't think. Just, y'know, da yoot. So basically teenagers.
Teenagers shouldn't drink it either. Especially when they're carrying a knife. One should tell them they get (even more) acne when they drink it regularly. On the other hand, if they die of a heart attack at the age of 13, they can't stab anyone anymore. And Dar wins.
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 11:07 AM BSTSometimes. Prefer... back of house, though. If that's a thing.
Not having to deal with the plebians and country bumpkins?
Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 11:07 AM BSTI often think the same myself!
We had a drunk shouty man in the other day and told him to leave. He said he was going to call the police on us.
It was quite fun.
Did you have to beat him with yesterday's baguettes? That would have been quite fun. Like the Armstrong & Miller sketch where they kill Gordon Ramsay the chef.
Quote: Finck @ August 19 2008, 11:08 AM BSTTeenagers shouldn't drink it either.
Most teenagers shouldn't be allowed to drink anything stronger than orange juice.
Blimey. Extremely well-orchestrated publicity stunt, or genuine? I don't think that even Clifford is quite sick enough to go through the former.
Poor Jade.
Where's everyone gone? Has Aaron banned us all for going off-topic?
I remember the old days. Anarchy ruled. Well, not ruled exactly as that would go against the spirit of anarchy.
How can you go off topic on a general general thread. I'm never posting anywhere else from now on... *scared of Aaron's wrath*
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7569400.stm
All you old guys and gals are great. 
It's not just here, it's everywhere. Ellie, I'm frightened.
I'm scared now, too.
And now I've been branded as old, too. I'm *so* gonna die soon.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 12:27 PM BSTIt's not just here, it's everywhere. Ellie, I'm frightened.
Come close all of you - I shall protect you with my giant, perfect breasts.
Mff mffff mff mumble mfff.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 19 2008, 12:27 PM BSThttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7569400.stm
All you old guys and gals are great.
Aww. That's a nice story!
*tries to think of next door neighbours' names. Fails*
Oh well. I say hi to them regardless!