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Oh yeah it does!

When kids come in and buy it from the chiller, I sometimes ask for ID by mistake!

I didn't get ID'd to get this one. It was free! :)

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 10:22 AM BST

Oh yeah it does!

When kids come in and buy it from the chiller, I sometimes ask for ID by mistake!

Blimey, zooo, I didn't realise you were front of house as well.

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2008, 10:22 AM BST

When kids come in and buy it from the chiller, I sometimes ask for ID by mistake!

Kids are allowed to drink that stuff?

Like they're not hyperactive enough.

I always think that bakers should have the same rights as barmen. So, when a particularly fat person comes in, they should be able to say, "I'm sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough pies."

I wish the local shop would say that when I try to buy Maltesers.

Oh, don't worry. Maltesers are mostly air anyway.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 10:42 AM BST

Oh, don't worry. Maltesers are mostly air anyway.

Prezunctly. It's the same with mousse au chocolat.

I wish! :)

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 8:33 AM BST

I start work at 7am EVERY MORNING. I rule the early hours.

You poor, poor bastard. :(

Quote: JuliaC @ August 19 2008, 10:44 AM BST

I wish! :)


Don't wish. Believe.

(I also believe that when I have an appetite for something it can't be bad for me, because I don't *do* self-harm.)

Haha, and when you really fancy something to eat, the calories don't count!

Evil calories.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 8:35 AM BST

Why am I the only person I can rely on?

Welcome to my world. :)

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 19 2008, 8:38 AM BST

5.30, every morning. Well, my alarm goes off at 5.30. That means I get up at 5.50. And yes, it's horrible, especially in the winter.

Flipping Christmas. What do you actually do?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 8:41 AM BST

Well, she's under my charge, but the company's receptionist. Says a lot for my management skills.

Beat her to death with a wooden spoon.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 8:44 AM BST

Cor, I really am in a bad mood. Woe anyone who decides to cross me today.

*rubs hands with glee*

I likes me a challenge. Cool

I'm a bit better now Aaron! Not even you can annoy me.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 19 2008, 9:32 AM BST

Yep... I feel bad now. Unless she's an excellent liar this is a great story.

She was on the tube, and when she got off she realised she'd left her phone on the tube. She went to report it and while she was filling out forms a guy walks in with a little hand bag saying that it had been left on the tube. Inside was my receptionist's phone, plus another phone, a passport, a couple of different people's bank cards etc. She said that that was her phone, but then they guards started accusing her of being a thief and saying that the hand bag was hers. So they detained her for a while. She's here now.

Am I extremely gullable?

You could be. But it sounds plausible, knowing what some TfL staff are like!

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