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FACT! Post 10 facts about yourself Page 13

I'm sure I can manage it! :D

1. I fell down the escalator at Heathrow when I was about 6. I had fear of escalators until I was 12.
2. I've been called mophead by almost everyone I've known at some point. Smelliot as well.
3. I've been offered drugs once in my life. I turned them down. Rock and roll, I know.
4. I own 61 CDs. There are 3370 songs in my iTunes library. Pirate
5. I was photographed in the Daily Express in 2000 for the release of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
6. I've left the country 8 times.
7. I've visited the North twice in my life.
8. I've never broken any bones. I sprained my ankle playing Star Wars though. I'm so cool.
9. I've been to two weddings in my life, five musical concerts and three football stadiums.
10. I've had one 'girlfriend.'

I ran out of ideas when I got to number 2. The rest are just filler. :P

Questionable use of inverted commas, and the most amazing nickname *ever*! How is that filler?! :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 18 2008, 9:17 PM BST

How is that filler?! :P

You better be talking about Smelliot. Mophead's just silly.

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 18 2008, 8:14 PM BST

7) I currently live in Saddleworh, in a small village called Greenfield.

Ooh, v. posh that is!

About me:
1) I have tap-danced on stage with Michael Le Vell (Kevin Webster from Coronation Street)
2) I hate mushrooms (I may have mentioned this before Whistling nnocently)
3) My favourite film director is Alfred Hitchcock
4) My favourite films are Rear Window, Some Like It Hot and The Ladykillers
5) I once fell down the stairs and broke a set of bookshelves at the bottom
6) The most famous person I have ever met is probably Ralph Fiennes (despite #1)
7) I really like writing, but have no good ideas for a book
8) I love chocolate and if I get married I want my wedding list at Cadbury World. Although I am currently obsessed with Maltesers
9) My earliest and most long-standing crush is on Phillip Schofield
10) I hate Jude Law with an absolute passion :)

Quote: PhQnix @ August 18 2008, 9:21 PM BST

You better be talking about Smelliot. Mophead's just silly.

Laughing out loud Yes, I meant Smelliot!

I've been called Neil Neil Orange Peel (for obvious reasons) in my time, as well as Putty 'n' Chips (partly my surname, but I've no idea why).

Quote: JuliaC @ August 18 2008, 9:24 PM BST

Ooh, v. posh that is!

Believe me it is not. It is a very small house. I live in the main road area, the posh part is higher up where residents amongst others include Paul Scholes.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 18 2008, 9:15 PM BST

10. I've had one 'girlfriend.'

I'm going to second Scat's query. Is it the 'girl' part or the 'friend' part that is in doubt? Did she get a puncture?

I know why it's a query, but don't think it should be.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 18 2008, 10:07 PM BST

I'm going to second Scat's query. Is it the 'girl' part or the 'friend' part that is in doubt? Did she get a puncture?

I wouldn't consider 2 weeks in Year 9 to be a proper relationship. *shrugs*

As Elliot has heard before, my brother is a man whore and considered a day in year nine as a proper relationship.

Quote: PhQnix @ August 18 2008, 10:21 PM BST

I wouldn't consider 2 weeks in Year 9 to be a proper relationship. *shrugs*

Aw. As a wise man once said, as long as you kissed, then it's a proper relationship. And by kissed I mean bumsex.

That's not a man whore. That's realism. Grasping onto the longest relationship he ever will have.

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 10:41 PM BST

That's not a man whore. That's realism. Grasping onto the longest relationship he ever will have.

Oh no, he's had about 5 girlfriends since - all lasting up to a month!

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