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1. I used to have an imaginary, 7ft 9in labrador called yue chang.
2. I have stayed at the same YDC as the Bulger killers.
3. I have played in an international chess competition.
4. In every picture of me as a toddler I am wearing a hat.
5. I have met John Nettles.
6. I am allergic to alcohol, and yet drink like a fish. It makes me quite ill.
7. I have an irrational hatred of Glenn Hoddle.
8. I have been to a Nazi party rally in Norway.(Just to see what they got up to.)
9. I never finish anything I start. Hence,
10.

Ooo, what were you inside for, you naughty little man?

I had a minor disagreement with Her Madges Post office service.

And you focus on that! Didn't you hear me?...I've met John Nettles!

Translation: I lamped a Postie.

I hope you're not in fact the one who stole my £10 birthday cheque from my nan that time.

I watched a docu about that - where only 5 out of 10 birthday money sent in the post actually gets there.

Ten facts about myself.

1) I was born in the Moss Side area of Manchester, which is infamous for gun crime and lived there until the age of ten.
2) I have an autograph of Chris Waddle
3) I have been to Australia.
4) I once broke my collar bone when I scored a goal and to celebrate I did a handstand. OUCH!!!
5) When I was five I broke my elbow by falling off a gate post.
6) In 1989 I was the mascot for Hyde United vs Whitby Town
7) I currently live in Saddleworh, in a small village called Greenfield.
8) I haven't been to any parties for months as the last one I went to, I got sick in the bin, on my clothes, in the toilet, the bath and the sink- too much beer and pizza. Hence nobody seems to keen to invite me to any anymore.
9) The first DVD I bought was 'Open All Hours' series One.
10) I was an alter server at St.Edwards RC Primary school between the years of 1989 to 1993.

Zooo I have only one thing to say....Mwhahahahaha!

Writing a M&B eh? You dirty girl you.

Quote: jacparov @ August 18 2008, 8:15 PM BST

Zooo I have only one thing to say....Mwhahahahaha!

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You owe me a tenner!

Writing a M&B eh? You dirty girl you.

It's getting dirtier by the day. It was going to be quite clean.

It's getting dirtier by the day. It was going to be quite clean.

What?...Then you realised that you're a bit slutty after all?

I need something to read while I wait for the next Eragon, whens it published?

Ha, it's not even finished yet.
You're a fan of sexy Italian priests are you?

Quote: Jack Massey @ August 18 2008, 8:14 PM BST

Ten facts about myself.

7) I currently live in Saddleworh, in a small village called Greenfield.

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I've almost certainly played there on the Whit Friday marches. Small world.

I prefer spanish but i'm willing to compromise.

I nominate myself as zooo's editor!

You could help out too! Write some of the filth from the boy's POV.

Can you put yourself in the mind of an Italian sex god?
Yes?
Good.