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Things that piss you off Page 270

Currently pissed off by:

People continuously saying 'You are 'X' and I claim my £5'. This is really old and tired.

People saying 'that's funny, I never get hangovers'. You don't say to a man in a wheelchair 'that's funny, I can walk perfectly'. Insensitive bastards.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 18 2008, 10:01 AM BST

Currently pissed off by:

People continuously saying 'You are 'X' and I claim my £5'. This is really old and tired.

You're a miserable sod and I claim my 5 pounds.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:45 PM BST

It has been raining a lot.

Not here, it hasn't!

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:45 PM BST

And on that topic - should I grow a ponytail?

Are you a pony? Are you a 6-year-old girl? Are you a 'yuppie' type guy from the early 90s?

If the answer to the above questions is "no", then that is also the answer to your question. :)

It's been raining in the north. You'd like it here, Aaron.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 18 2008, 11:40 AM BST

It's been raining in the north. You'd like it here, Aaron.

Yes, I am envious of your weather.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 18 2008, 10:01 AM BST

People saying 'that's funny, I never get hangovers'. You don't say to a man in a wheelchair 'that's funny, I can walk perfectly'. Insensitive bastards.

Being bound to a wheelchair doesn't tend to be self-inflicted, nor gained through a lack of self-control and intellect. :)

Quote: Seefacts @ August 18 2008, 10:03 AM BST

You're a miserable sod and I claim my 5 pounds.

*cough*pot, kettle*cough* :)

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 11:49 AM BST

Yes, I am envious of your weather.

Being bound to a wheelchair doesn't tend to be self-inflicted, nor gained through a lack of self-control and intellect. :)

But I enjoy drinking - self control doesn't come into it.

True it's self inflicted, but when someone does the same thing with no ill effects there's no need to show off.

If you choose to get yourself in that state, then you have no right or basis on which to criticise others who don't get into that state, whether they vocalise it or not! :P

Anyway, I hate telelphones.

*grumbles as he has to make more calls*

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 12:45 PM BST

If you choose to get yourself in that state, then you have no right or basis on which to criticise others who don't get into that state, whether they vocalise it or not! :P

Anyway, I hate telelphones.

*grumbles as he has to make more calls*

Is it just me imagining Aaron dialing a random number and with a heavy sigh asking 'What are you wearing?' ;)

I hope so.

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 12:45 PM BST

If you choose to get yourself in that state, then you have no right or basis on which to criticise others who don't get into that state, whether they vocalise it or not! :P

Anyway, I hate telelphones.

*grumbles as he has to make more calls*

You can grumble when they've done exactly the same 'stupid' thing as you, but have suffered no ill effects.

And then brag about it.

TTPYO - Burning my tongue. :(

I'm always burning my mouth. It's super sensitive. Reeeally badly damaged. *shakes fist at mouth*

:( It's always my own stupid fault for not waiting to eat my soup.

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 6:24 PM BST

I'm always burning my mouth. It's super sensitive. Reeeally badly damaged. *shakes fist at mouth*

Mind your teeth.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 18 2008, 6:36 PM BST

:( It's always my own stupid fault for not waiting to eat my soup.

I'm a bit like that too. It's usually pies though that have been cooked a little too long.

Still a nice hot cup of tea soon rectifies the situation.

Laughing out loud Rolling eyes

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