Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 3:03 PM BSTJust a bit!
Now, Hazel Blears, on the other hand...
Is this a new thread? Women who deserve a good raping? 
FACT! Post 10 facts about yourself Page 10
This is so going in the wrong direction.
Can I just set the record straight? JL didn't touch me and I didn't see more (or less) than his boxer shorts lol.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 18 2008, 3:05 PM BSTCan I just set the record straight? JL didn't touch me and I didn't see more (or less) than his boxer shorts lol.
You should accuse him of rape to give your own career a boost. It's not like he'd sue.
Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2008, 3:04 PM BSTIs this a new thread? Women who deserve a good raping?
Where's sootyj when you need him?
Wouldn't it be better to accuse someone a bit unexpected, a bit unlikely, someone more original?
Like Shep?
Shep's well dead. Lassie looks more the type.
And is also dead.
*tries to think of live dogs*
Quote: Seefacts @ August 18 2008, 9:55 AM BSTThat's fantastic. I remember that episode really well.
Baddiel asked him what his reply was and Skinner said 'I slapped round the ear, I didn't want to hear that kind of language from young children'.
Some great stuff here though. I wish I'd conjured up some better stories now.
Yeah that's exactly what he said! You have a great memory. Frank Skinner said I was a lot younger and shorter than I actually was though, grr.
Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 3:10 PM BSTShep's well dead. Lassie looks more the type.
Lassie was a bird. A bird dog.
What about Goldie?
Simon Groom's dog. Not the drum and bass bloke.
Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 3:10 PM BSTShep's well dead. Lassie looks more the type.
And is also dead.
*tries to think of live dogs*
What about Sweep?
Quote: EllieJP @ August 18 2008, 3:13 PM BSTWhat about Sweep?
I don't know! Typical BSG thread; starts with a quite innocent foray into the world of lists and ends up with a discussion on rapist glove puppets!
1) My grandparents are all Ukrainian. I can speak fluent Ukrainian.
2) The surname was spelt wrongly on their entry to the UK. Thus I am the only person in the whole world with my name.
3) I have been at my current place of work for almost five years, and still have no idea how to transfer a telephone call to somebody else.
4) Jamie Lawrence (ex-Bradford City footballer) refers to me as 'Somebody' at the bottom of page 237 of his autobiography, 'From Prison to the Premiership'.
5) I haven't even broken any bones, but stood on a mini Coca-Cola football when I was twelve, fell on some broken glass and ripped my arm open to the bone.
6) In the last year, I have put on enough of a tummy which requires me to breathe in to be able to see my important bits.
7) I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue. I can also stick my tongue up either nostril.
8) I once played football with John Hendrie against Stuart McCall. We won 2-0 and John played me through to curl the ball around the keeper for the second goal.
9) I have a ridiculous crush on Hannah Spearrit from S Club 7. If we got married, her double-barrelled surname would rhyme.
10) I won the Lloyd's Bank 'Paint the cover of your favourite book' in 1986 (under 12's category) for 'The Snow Kitten'. I won a Lloyd's Bank watch, which was stolen from my dad's car when we parked outside my nan's in Nottingham. I drew a picture of it and gave it to the police. I realised later that the horse was the wrong way around. I also won £5 in a bank account which they closed five years later after realising I wasn't ever going to use it. There is still £5.16 in it to this day.
Dan
swerytd - have you seen the film Everything is Illuminated, starring Elijah Wood? It's set in Ukraine. I saw it last month.
1. I have been knocked out with a badminton racket.
2. I used to be *very, very* blonde!
3. I was the lead in my school play in year 6, because my friend dared me to audition - and I couldn't think of a way to weasel out.
4. I was on TV when I was about 12, for designing a fighting robot.
5. I have a huge white birthmark, all around my left hip.
6. My dad once carried me on his shoulders into a garden centre, and smacked my head against the top of the doorway.
7. I managed to scar my back by slipping down in my chair, and rope burning myself with my t-shirt.
8. My grandad used to put prunes in my dolly's potty when I was little, and until I was about 5, I actually believed that the doll had pooped!
9. I broke my nose when I was four, because I tripped up on my first footfalls into out new house, hitting my nose on the step.
10. I have had a lot of strange little quirks over the years, like twirling my earrings so much when nervous that my ears got all icky!
EDIT - Or, a possibly more clumsy and better number 10, I once managed to cut myself all across my cheek, pretending to shave with my grandad's razor when I didn't realise the plastic cover was taken off.