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I don't think it's really fair for someone to be both that gorgeous and the best in the world at something.

I'm writing to my MP.

She's not even at the Olympics, zooo. She's Alison Stokke and she only competes at high school level. That said, she probably is better than either of us at pole vaulting.

.....really?

I hope she's not only 14, and that all the boys on this thread don't get arrested... :)

No, I'm fairly sure she's 18 now. She was all over the internet last year after somebody posted her on popbitch. I think she even made page three of the Mail.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 18 2008, 1:19 PM BST

No, I'm fairly sure she's 18 now. She was all over the internet last year after somebody posted her on popbitch. I think she even made page three of the Mail.

Yeah. Against her will, wasn't it? IIRC she felt quite stalked.

Allison Stokke. She's American and is currently stalking me.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:11 PM BST

I don't think it's really fair for someone to be both that gorgeous and the best in the world at something.

I'm writing to my MP.

I dunno, you'll get yourself outlawed if you're not careful. Smarmy

Quote: Aaron @ August 18 2008, 1:25 PM BST

I dunno, you'll get yourself outlawed if you're not careful. Smarmy

Ding dong!

It's true, I am a complete stunner, and fabulous in bed...

(well, it's half true.)

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:15 PM BST

.....really?

I hope she's not only 14, and that all the boys on this thread don't get arrested... :)

If she's old enough to bleed, she's bleedin' old enough. ;)

:O

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:37 PM BST

It's true, I am a complete stunner, and fabulous in bed...

(well, it's half true.)

Yeah; rarely in bed. ;)

Oi!

Well you know, pinned against walls, bent over TARDIS control panels...

Acceptable.

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