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What are you reading right now? Page 32

Quote: zooo @ August 17 2008, 11:16 PM BST

If I've bought them new, then it's nice if they stay all shiny and lovely.

Correct answer!

Quote: zooo @ August 17 2008, 11:16 PM BST

But I love buying second hand books and with them it's almost the scruffier the better. Feels like they've got more of a history if they're all dogeared.

Hmm. I just like things to be new and neat. Even in the second hand shop (you'll love it, there's some real tat in there).

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:21 PM BST

It'll never happen. Everyone hates reading from a screen.

Even I, surprisingly.

Phew!

Quote: ian_w @ August 18 2008, 12:51 PM BST

New books smell lovely.

They do indeed. But most old books smell delicious too.

The first thing I do when I pick up a book is open it to the middle and smell it.

Is that weird?... Errr

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:21 PM BST

It'll never happen. Everyone hates reading from a screen.

I've read a 1000 page fan-fiction version of the last Harry Potter on my laptop overnight once (I knew it wasn't the real one after half a page, but it was strangely good). I think there might be a correlation between that incident and my suddenly needing glasses. :-(

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:21 PM BST

It'll never happen. Everyone hates reading from a screen.

Hah. You'd be surprised how many live by the "reading from screen beats paying for the book" rule.

They must all be killed.

I hate it when I buy a book online and it arrives and is scuffed, bent or torn - I send things back to Amazon all the time because of that.

I'll spend ages looking for the 'best' copy of a book on a shelf in a shop too. I am a fussy moo though. :)

Quote: JuliaC @ August 18 2008, 1:14 PM BST

I hate it when I buy a book online and it arrives and is scuffed, bent or torn - I send things back to Amazon all the time because of that.

I'll spend ages looking for the 'best' copy of a book on a shelf in a shop too. I am a fussy moo though. :)

Oh yeah definitely. I agree with all that.

But after it's mine, I don't mind if the corners get a little bit bent, or I write inside them.
If someone else did that to my book, I'd kill them!

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:02 PM BST

The first thing I do when I pick up a book is open it to the middle and smell it.

Is that weird?... Errr

YES! :D

Quote: JuliaC @ August 18 2008, 1:14 PM BST

I'll spend ages looking for the 'best' copy of a book on a shelf in a shop too. I am a fussy moo though. :)

Me too. And magazines. I go through the whole pile, trying to work out which is the least scuffed/bent/damaged/torn...

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:17 PM BST

But after it's mine, I don't mind if the corners get a little bit bent, or I write inside them.

*gasp* :O

I get all panicky and angry with myself for hurting books and magazines.

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:17 PM BST

Oh yeah definitely. I agree with all that.

But after it's mine, I don't mind if the corners get a little bit bent, or I write inside them.
If someone else did that to my book, I'd kill them!

My old boss lent me a copy of a novel she had borrowed from someone else. I read it and was going to take it back on the Monday when I discovered my toddler son had drawn all over the back page.

I ran to Borders, bought a new copy and spent the weekend bending the spine and artificially aging it with teabags. I don't think she twigged.

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud That's insane.

I used to love the Science books at school where people had made notes...and then every so often you'd find a clue saying "turn to page 54". So you did, and when you got there it said "turn to page 32" and it carried on like that until it said "turn to page 99" and there was a big picture of a dick with an arrow saying "that's you". Fun school times!

Haha!!

Quote: zooo @ August 18 2008, 1:02 PM BST

Phew!

They do indeed. But most old books smell delicious too.

The first thing I do when I pick up a book is open it to the middle and smell it.

Is that weird?... Errr

No way, you have to do that, it's in the rules!
With old books it depends how old they are and where they've been I reckon. Some smell like mould or moth balls.

I got a box of my old books down from the loft yesterday. They smelled yummy. Sort of sweet and vanilla-ish, like custard powder...?

Go and smell an old book now! You'll see what I mean.
Old books are the best for bringing childhood memories back.

You're all flipping mentals!

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