1.I once spent a night unconscious on the floor of a hotel lift in Amsterdam, travelling up and down between the floors.
2.I once broke a policeman's hand in a car door when he stopped to give me a lift home because I was walking along a country lane drunk. I still got the lift home.
3.I was the Warwick University Poet Laureate, even though I won with a poem about cunnilingus called ‘The Taste of Carpet'. My tutor thought it was about cocaine addiction.
4.I did Physics at University. Loved the theory, but got bored in labs and hung around with the English crowd rather than my Physics peers.
5.I have been a smoker for most of my life, but gave up at the end of last year.
6.I do yoga and salsa, despite not being gay.
7.I keep in touch with all my ex's, except my first girlfriend who was my Russian exchange partner and only lasted two weeks.
8.I've been to every country in Europe except for the Scandinavian ones and every continent except South America.
9.The only famous people I have ever met are the World Cup winning England Rugby Team, on Manly Beach in Sydney.
10. I worked for IBM for six years and now own my own company. (Is that too many ‘own's?)
