Awwwwww Simon!
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Everyone was thinking it...
Is it because I went outside?
I went outside today. There were fish there.
Are you sure you didn't just fall into the fish tank again?
It has been raining a lot. And on that topic - should I grow a ponytail?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:45 PM BSTIt has been raining a lot. And on that topic - should I grow a ponytail?
No. You'll be teased mercilessly. 
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:45 PM BSTIt has been raining a lot. And on that topic - should I grow a ponytail?
Long hair always pleases the ladies.
I'm asking for too much advice tonight. I'm off to bed. I can't live my life getting all my decisions from a comedy forum. That would be crazy. Or would it?
Quote: PhQnix @ August 17 2008, 11:49 PM BSTNo. You'll be teased mercilessly.
Men with long hair rock Elliot... your day will come!
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:50 PM BSTI'm asking for too much advice tonight. I'm off to bed. I can't live my life getting all my decisions from a comedy forum. That would be crazy. Or would it?
It works for some.
Am not at all looking at Danny.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 17 2008, 11:45 PM BSTIt has been raining a lot. And on that topic - should I grow a ponytail?
Definitely, especially if you're receding at the front. That'll look great.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 17 2008, 11:51 PM BST
Am not at all looking at Danny.
Exactly, and where did it get him? Sure he has women, money and fame, but is he happy?
Ok, will keep growing it. Just to see what happens.
#775: People who go to football matches and sit in silence.
FUCK OFF! It's not a bloody cinema!! Get involved, or sit at home in your garden with it on the radio.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 17 2008, 11:52 PM BSTDefinitely, especially if you're receding at the front. That'll look great.
See what happens when I ask for advice? I'm off to bed.
Quote: Seefacts @ August 17 2008, 11:56 PM BST#775: People who go to football matches and sit in silence.
FUCK OFF! It's not a bloody cinema!! Get involved, or sit at home in your garden with it on the radio.
Who's that team we call the Palace? Who's that team we all adore? We're the boys in red and blue and who the f**king hell are you? And Ron Noades mother is a whore! (Insert sexist obscenities here. Scream louder and harder if you're wife or girlfriend has withdrawn sex recently. Scream loudest if you're single.)
I hope that there is at least one person out there who gets this.