Richard Madeley and his large Cock.
Capers Richard and his large Cock get up to in Hampstead/Camden borders. [ Cock obviously farmyard variety ]
Idea for Viz cartoon
Yes - I can imagine it.
Why don't you send it to Viz? Richard Madeley's cock should fit in quite well. It probably hasn't had much of a challenge in the last 20 or so years!
I imagine Richard's large Cock goading him to nick a bottle of Vodka in Tesco's, that kinda stuff.
Or taking over from Judy one afternoon...Oh the fun we could have with Richard's large cock.
I think that would really work in Viz. Can you draw?
Yes!
And where would he keep his cock?
in judy's pocket
I imagined Richard walking with his large cock on some kind of choke chain, like you would a Pitt Bull.
Richard's cock is aggressive, it has attitude and says the kind of things " gentle Rich " wouldn't dream of.
Does anybody contribute regularly to Viz? Is it worthwhile? I mean do you actually get paid decently or is it 100 Letterbocks pens?
You don't need to draw to submit to Viz. If you send them a script and brief description of each box then you'll be ok.
I submitted something ages ago, but they didn't use it. They replied after a couple of weeks and said that I shouldn't hesitate to send anything else in, so they're quite open to submissions.
Quote: Winterlight @ August 17 2008, 11:06 PM BSTYou don't need to draw to submit to Viz. If you send them a script and brief description of each box then you'll be ok.
I submitted something ages ago, but they didn't use it. They replied after a couple of weeks and said that I shouldn't hesitate to send anything else in, so they're quite open to submissions.
But that's not saying they'd use it - or how much they pay. Is it just the prestige? I haven't read Viz for a year or so now.
I think Nick Rivers has had something published in Viz. You'd need to speak to him re: payments etc.
They pay peanuts. Just about double figures. It's all about the kudos.
And quite a lot of kudos at that.It has in the past been an amazing Comic.
However would I be wrong to say it has lost it's edge recently ?.
I bought a copy for the first time in a while and it didnt have me doubling over like it used to. Perhaps I am now too tired and jaded.!!!
I've never bought a copy. I was too young to buy it when I wanted to.
i have my £25 of kudos framed and hanging on my wall. having religiously read the comic as a yoof, it will always be my proudest writing achievement. and, for my money, viz is still funny; but only when i write for them.