Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:03 PM BSTCan't believe i'm arguing this point, but lets have it. Prepare to shout "Geek!" in my general direction.
The first rule you have to accept about a zombie, is that they do not have superhuman strength.
They did make some bloody good records though.
One good song. One.
Join the "I am a Geek and I am Not Ashamed" thread!
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:03 PM BSTCan't believe i'm arguing this point, but lets have it. Prepare to shout "Geek!" in my general direction.
The first rule you have to accept about a zombie, is that they do not have superhuman strength. The strength of a zombie is completely relative to the strength of the person before he became the undead, this is further compounded by degradation which takes place in the zombie over a period of 5 years, at which point he is no longer a threat. The only percievable advantage a zombie would have is a lack of self-preservation and indiminishable willpower. Also, zombies lack the dexterity to use a can opener.
So there you go. I think i need to go out more.
GEEK!! I defer to your, obviously superior, zombie knowledge. 
But I do enjoy a good brain munching in film. Oh, and that has nothing to do with carpet munching, although I do like a bit of that too. 
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:08 PM BSTOne good song. One.
Haven't you heard Odessey and Oracle?
You just had to turn it into a sex joke.
There's no going back now.
Also i'm not saying a zombie could eat brains. They just have to pick them out from the eye sockets. Grisly but practical.
And also, we have a geek thread?
If so, i'm gonna head over there right now and declare dominion over everyone.
Because i'm not just geek, i'm alpha-geek!
Oddessey and Oracle?
Can't say i have, more of an Illiad man meself.
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:21 PM BSTIf so, i'm gonna head over there right now and declare dominion over everyone.
Because i'm not just geek, i'm alpha-geek!
I'm afraid you'll be out-geeked too. You haven't met Aaron have you?
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:23 PM BSTOddessey and Oracle?
Can't say i have, more of an Illiad man meself.
Dig it out. It will be worth it. If not for the sake of this album, then for your own piece of mind.
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:23 PM BSTYou just had to turn it into a sex joke.
There's no going back now.Also i'm not saying a zombie could eat brains. They just have to pick them out from the eye sockets. Grisly but practical.
*thinks* Maybe a melon scooper would be of more use than a skull tin opener.
We'll see.
If he can best me in Comic knowledge i'll admit defeat. But he won't.
I'm also a buff in Spaced, Monty Python, Jam, star wars, venture bros, buffy, lots of stuff, lots and lots of other stuff.
My Geekness borders on OCD.
Seriously.
My opening chat up line to girls is:
"So, uh, did you know that Hutts can produce asexually? Yeah, ok ill stand away over in the corner here"
Aaron knows nothing of film or comics, so you should be ok. Don't mention Spaced though. I don't think he's a fan. Don't know why, it's awesome.
What!? Spaced is fantastic!
So was Big train. Those guys are really talented.
And Mark Heap is a god.
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:08 PM BSTOne good song. One.
Please don't encourage his poor puns!
Quote: Zombie Mussolini @ August 17 2008, 8:30 PM BSTWe'll see.
If he can best me in Comic knowledge i'll admit defeat. But he won't.
I'm also a buff in Spaced, Monty Python, Jam, star wars, venture bros, buffy, lots of stuff, lots and lots of other stuff.
My Geekness borders on OCD.Seriously.
My opening chat up line to girls is:
"So, uh, did you know that Hutts can produce asexually? Yeah, ok ill stand away over in the corner here"
The fact that you HAVE a chat up line is an instant FAIL.
Ooooohh!!!!!
Fight fight fight!
Geek fight though. It'll probably be played out through Top Trumps, or decided by a twelve sided dice roll.
Geeks don't fight. They compare home made blueprints of the USS Enterprise.