Saluton, Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?

I don't really speak Esperanto, but i've been there on holiday. Nice place, too many foreigners though.

Been skulking about here for the last month. Thought i'd best sign up lest I'll be made to sign the sex offenders register...again.

Interests include walking,eating food and sleeping at least 7hr 14mins a day.
I also gleefully savour the inevitable, reluctant, downward spiral into obscurity that awaits every Big Brother contestant the second they're ejected back into the real world. My particular favourites were whatshisnametheonewiththehair and whatdoyoucallherbitofatart.

Seriously though, i decided to actually register an account because i have been scouring at this site on and off for the last month and it really has been an invaluble source of info from likeminded people.
I, myself, am part of a small comedy group from N.Ireland called Creemnuts. I mostly write, and occasionally act in our shows/sketches. We had a regular fixture at a pub that has since closed down and we've done a few charity events and such. All based around Belfast.

We've been dormant for a while, but we've recently started getting our crap together and we're hoping to move up a gear. We even have a web page, www.creemnuts.com, it's woefully underdone and we spelt 'lieutenant' wrong. But we should be working on that soon.
We also have a MySpace band thingy set up. It is also woefully underdone, so far our only friend is some pale wierd vulcan-looking guy called Tom.

So, yeah, thats me. I'm be contributing in forums and stuff, and i'll see you around.

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I also gleefully savour the inevitable, reluctant, downward spiral into obscurity that awaits every Big Brother contestant the second they're ejected back into the real world. My particular favourites were whatshisnametheonewiththehair and whatdoyoucallherbitofatart.

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I like that bit too. Welcome Zombie

Cool, another writer. Aaron will be pleased. I like sleeping for 7hrs 24 mins a day, so we'll have lots to discuss.

Welcome to the site.

Good evening!

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I don't really speak Esperanto, but i've been there on holiday. Nice place, too many foreigners though.

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Welcome. I started learning Esperanto but basically it is a waste of time.

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Seriously though, i decided to actually register an account because i have been scouring at this site on and off for the last month and it really has been an invaluble source of info from likeminded people.

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Have you found anything worth stealing yet?

Helloooo and welcome, Zombie!

I guess not if he's decided to register. Maybe he's only read your stuff

Welcome!

As a Zombie he's in the wrong place for brains.

If by steal you mean cut and paste directly, then...yes

That's OK then.

Translate into Esperanto and nobody would be any the wiser.

Also Putters, just so you know.
It is a common made mistake to assume that zombies only lust after the human brain. The fact is any part of the human anatomy will suffice. In fact, most zombies lack the strength required to pry open a human skull just to get at the brains. In reality it's the limbs and torso that present the most appetising buffet to the legions of the undead.
Trust me, i have a handbook on what to do should the Zombie apocalyse ever come to pass. I sleep with in under my pillow and read from it daily.

Colin Blunstone didn't say that.

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Also Putters, just so you know.
It is a common made mistake to assume that zombies only lust after the human brain. The fact is any part of the human anatomy will suffice. In fact, most zombies lack the strength required to pry open a human skull just to get at the brains. In reality it's the limbs and torso that present the most appetising buffet to the legions of the undead.
Trust me, i have a handbook on what to do should the Zombie apocalyse ever come to pass. I sleep with in under my pillow and read from it daily.

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Thanks for clearing that up. Have all the zombies read your book though? I doubt it. Romeros zombies never have any trouble getting the skull open, but maybe they use some kind of Skull Tin Opener for easy access.

Can't believe i'm arguing this point, but lets have it. Prepare to shout "Geek!" in my general direction.

The first rule you have to accept about a zombie, is that they do not have superhuman strength. The strength of a zombie is completely relative to the strength of the person before he became the undead, this is further compounded by degradation which takes place in the zombie over a period of 5 years, at which point he is no longer a threat. The only percievable advantage a zombie would have is a lack of self-preservation and indiminishable willpower. Also, zombies lack the dexterity to use a can opener.

So there you go. I think i need to go out more.