Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 15 2008, 10:48 PM BSTHmm, I can't help noticing that ian_w goes AWOL for a few days and it's all "Oh, call the police, ian_w's lying dead in a ditch." Bandage goes missing - not even a "Where is Bandage?" thread. You're all a shower of bastards.
You bugger, we were all asking about you 
I waited a week to ask that!
Quote: PhQnix @ August 15 2008, 10:50 PM BSTUseless!
Your town is odd and confusing and no one has any answers!
Eh, calm down!
Quote: ian_w @ August 15 2008, 10:50 PM BSTYou bugger, we were all asking about you
I know, I was just being a tinker.
Quote: ian_w @ August 15 2008, 10:50 PM BSTYou bugger, we were all asking about you
I wasn't. I don't trust him. Anyone who has that many changes of clothes is borderline something. I'm watching you Bandage.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 15 2008, 10:52 PM BSTI know, I was just being a tinker.
Why you tinker!!!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 15 2008, 10:48 PM BSTHmm, I can't help noticing that ian_w goes AWOL for a few days and it's all "Oh, call the police, ian_w's lying dead in a ditch." Bandage goes missing - not even a "Where is Bandage?" thread. You're all a shower of bastards.
You told us you had a week off work. Ian just disappeared.
Quote: Aaron @ August 15 2008, 10:54 PM BSTYou told us you had a week off work. Ian just disappeared.
I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous answer.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 15 2008, 10:50 PM BSTUseless!
Your town is odd and confusing and no one has any answers!
They dwell in their own misery most of the time. They'll take any chance to grasp onto something positive, like an even semi-successful sports team!
Quote: roscoff @ August 15 2008, 10:53 PM BSTI wasn't. I don't trust him. Anyone who has that many changes of clothes is borderline something. I'm watching you Bandage.
Roscoff, you wear a hat and bowtie, and that's it. Everybody's got more clothes than you. Even Donald Duck.
And one of the greatest bands of all time.
Quote: ian_w @ August 15 2008, 11:00 PM BSTAnd one of the greatest bands of all time.
I dunno, the Zutons are OK, but I doubt they'd have got very far without the fit sax player.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 15 2008, 11:02 PM BSTI dunno, the Zutons are OK, but I doubt they'd have got very far without the fit sax player.
You know full well I was talking about Sonya.
Quote: ian_w @ August 15 2008, 11:03 PM BST
You know full well I was talking about Sonya.
I may love Noel Gallagher.
On Amy Winehouse:
"She is a destitute horse."
On Peaches Geldof:
"God almighty. Out of respect for Sir Bob, I'm not going to say anything - but someone stamp on her."
On Mark Ronson:
"He wants to write his own tunes instead of ruining everyone else's tracks."
BRILLIANT.