FOCUSED ON TWO COMMENTATORS, SEATED, WITH MICROPHONES. REFLECTIONS IN THE GLASS OF FLASHES, ACCOUMPANIED BY GUNFIRE.
COMMENTATOR 1:
This shooting event is really hotting up in the final. There's certainly no love lost between the two countries is there Dave?
COMM 2:
That's right, Brian. In fact, we haven't seen such rivalry since the US and Russia, since the US and Japan, since the US and…
COMM 1:
I don't think we've ever seen rivalry like this, Dave, they're shooting at EACH OTHER! With tanks. (PAUSE) Dave, are you SURE we're at the Olympics?
COMM 2:
Olympics? Nah, we've been reassigned the Russia-Georgia conflict. Sorry, must've forgotten to mention it.
COMM 1:
Oh dear lord! I've got to get out of here! RUNS OFF
COMM 2:
He's pacing himself well, he's covered 100m in a new War Record, now he's hurdled the barbed wire beautifully, that trailing leg followed through magnificently, now onto the freestyle swim through the muddy bog and then all that's left is to vault the border…
