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Friends, after the Monica's jellyfish sting

Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help!
And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!

(gets me every time)

From Blackadder III:

Amy: He says my nosy is tiny ?
Edmund: And wee, madam.
A: Well he must be an awful clever clogs, because you see, my nosy is
tiny, and so wee, that I sometimes think the pixies gave it to me!

(While Richardson's delivery is fantastic, it's Atkinson's expression. The utter disbelief on his face...)

Frasier
(When Frasier and Niles compete which will get a better present to their dad, and Frasier gets the giant screen TV)

Frasier: Just think how a screen this size will enhance the majesty of the Metropolitan Opera, or the thrilling artists of the Bolshoi
Niles (WITH A BIT OF VENOM): You're quite a Bolshoi artist yourself (!)

classic quote from Moonlighting:

Maddie: David, I don't think...
David: That's OK, Maddie, you look good.

Quote: WrongTale @ June 2, 2007, 7:39 AM

classic quote from Moonlighting:

Maddie: David, I don't think...
David: That's OK, Maddie, you look good.

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Good old Bruce Willis (i think.)

Yipee-Kiyay-Motherf**ker!

I liked Moonlighting. Maddie was gorgeous in an imperfect way, Willis was good and it was all very funny. That's where the yanks do score I find in their comedy dramas.

Quote: hotzappa11 @ June 2, 2007, 11:05 AM

Good old Bruce Willis (i think.)

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Correct.

Not as good as my version (see sig).

I loved Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction. He was fab!

Who's Bike is this? It's a Chopper. Who's Chopper is this? It's Zeds. Who's Zed? Zeds Dead baby, zeds dead.

I used to be able to quote the shit outta pulp fiction, it's one of the reasons I'm here today, (screen writing)

Phoenix Nights – after the giant rubber penis explodes:

BRIAN POTTER:
Have you swept that cock up, you?

KENNY SENIOR:
One of the balls went over next door's garden and they wouldn't let us have it back.

Mighty Boosh:

Vince:
All my family are boxers. My grandfather once hit a man so hard his legs turned into trombones. He had to leave the room like this.

MIMES WALKING GINGERLY WITH HONKING TROMBONE LEGS.

Some from Scrubs:

Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie... It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns.

Dr. Cox: You want some advice? No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient.
JD: Now what's that supposed to mean?
[A patient flies in from offscreen, dragging JD through a door.]
Johnny: Who am I!?

Dr. Cox: Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?
JD: Uh, we... uh, we had a few.
Dr. Cox: Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.

JD: Who put this mistletoe up?
The Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 AM shift, just looking for that. Trying to add a little cheer. You will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.
JD: But I've only worked here three months.

JD: I just Marcia Brady'd your ass.
Turk: What the hell are you talking about?
JD: Like in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Marcia gets fired after Jan tells her boss...
Turk: -DUDE, I know. Don't you ever question me on 'the Bunch'.

Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture. Can I be included in the planning of your coming out party?
JD:Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years-how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays-I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween-but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...

One of my favourite quotes has to be from The Office:

“What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.”

lol

It's not the talk of the town... It's the CHAT of the town.

From Still Game S2 - as sung by Jack, Victor and Winston

"This is the ballad of Mrs Begg
Who doubted Winston's dodgy leg
Now she waits on him round the clock
Because she grew fond of
old.......Bert's........cock."

Just amused my kids by using the following line:

"Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"

Can you identify which sitcom this line came from?

Sounds very Rik Mayall - "The Young Ones"?