Hu Jintao, the President of China, is being briefed on the Olympics by an advisor.
Advisor:
Mr President sir, the West have learnt about our opening ceremony trickery.
Hu:
It wasn't trickery, it was in the interests of our wonderful country.
Advisor:
Yes, but sir the general consensus is that getting a better looking girl to mime was a step too far. I fear it is damaging to our reputation.
Hu:
Not at all, we want the world to see what beautiful children we have.
Advisor:
Mr President, the west are also upset that the fireworks were in fact CGI.
Hu:
And do you know what CGI stands for?
Advisor:
Computer....
Hu:
No, In China's Greatest Interest! Send a press release, it was a misquote.
Advisor:
Yes Mr President, however it will get more difficult to follow up these stories as the Olympics progress.
Hu:
It is all in our country's interest!
Advisor:
What about the chocolate medals?
Hu:
That's a surprise!
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I know the ending is rather weak, any ideas?