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Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2008, 4:12 PM BST

Marginally. With shoes. And you're also pissed.

*rams you to floor in a rugby tackle-esque motion*

Ooooh Aaron... I've never seen you like this. Grrrrr.

Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2008, 4:05 PM BST

I could knock you flat, beeatch.

I don't know about "flat".

Quote: David Chapman @ August 14 2008, 4:14 PM BST

I don't know about "flat".

Laughing out loud

Cheeky!

Why is no one posting? :S

Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Why is no one posting? :S

We're all waiting in the shadows until someone else posts. That mechanism made the dinosaurs extinct, I believe.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Why is no one posting? :S

I went to eat, sorry!

Oh well - 2 new posts! Fantastic.

Anyway - I'm a little more sober now. But I have to go out for birthday and leaving do drinks tonight! Bring on the hangover tomorrow!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Why is no one posting? :S

I'm scared of you!

You're scared of me.... right... give me all my money back David... ALL of it!

Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2008, 1:25 PM BST

No sex or companionship that way.

Yes well, it's the companionship bit that I'd like to avoid tbh. My last 'companion' nearly drove me into terminal depression and I'm absolutely not convinced that the next time won't be exactly the same. I'm fine on me tod.

Single doesn't necessarily mean no sex, anyway.
:)

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2008, 5:46 PM BST

Single doesn't necessarily mean no sex, anyway.
:)

There's probably a correlation between the two though.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2008, 5:46 PM BST

Single doesn't necessarily mean no sex, anyway.
:)

You've heard of D.I.Y haven't you?

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2008, 5:46 PM BST

Single doesn't necessarily mean no sex, anyway.
:)

Ooh you dorty gorl you, so you are.
Have you been going to Subway again?

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