Stan Doubt
Thursday 14th August 2008 8:28pm
2,909 posts
You have to admit this one:
JURASSIC FART
The last rectal emission of a dying Tyrannosaurus Rex is captured for eternity in amber - until a curious scientist releases the fart and Mankind is brought to its knees.
Is funny.
Quote: willie garvin @ August 14 2008, 5:20 PM BST
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4476877.ece
This has got everything, Mormons, Beauty Queens, mink-lined handcuffs, flights from justice disguised as a nun and sinister Korean cloning labs - sadly I think the only possible director to do it justice is John Waters and he only directs his own scripts.
It's Misery meets Nuns on The Run meets Beethoven's 2nd! I will actually write a sitcom about this woman one day, when everyone's forgotten she's a real person.
Nah, this happens all the time in Cardiff.
Did a search for her on google and came up with a trash novel called 'tell-tale tits'. Now that would make one hell of a film.