Ha - I have been single. It's fun, but I do get myself in some very sticky situations.
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Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2008, 1:06 PM BSTI do get myself in some very sticky situations.
I do like a girl who enjoys bukkake.
Quote: ian_w @ August 14 2008, 1:02 PM BSTHis life should revolve around you Ells
I hear she has a gravitational pull.
Quote: ian_w @ August 14 2008, 1:02 PM BSTI still don't see what's wrong with just being single though? It's much better.
No sex or companionship that way.
Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2008, 1:18 PM BSTI do like a girl who enjoys bukkake.
Oh dear God.
Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2008, 2:40 PM BSTOh dear God.
How is it that she's even still got what passes for a career? And how come the dreadful Danni lloyd gets to appear in lads mag galore despite voicing some pretty unpleasant opinions on Celeb Big Brother a few years back?
She's deemed to have better tits, I would imagine.
Still, at least it keeps her (Lloyd) off of the TV. The less that accent is heard, the better.
Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2008, 3:04 PM BSTShe's deemed to have better tits, I would imagine.
Still, at least it keeps her (Lloyd) off of the TV. The less that accent is heard, the better.
I think she pops up on The fantasy Channel. I'm sure I've seen her in the ten minute freeview at eleven every night.
Is she just getting her baps out, or actually talking?
Quote: Aaron @ August 14 2008, 3:07 PM BSTIs she just getting her baps out, or actually talking?
Getting her baps out and talking dirty about how she likes big nobbly choppers up her tight wet gash.
... >_<
Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2008, 3:09 PM BSTGetting her baps out and talking dirty about how she likes big nobbly choppers up her tight wet gash.
Lies. That has to be a lie.
I was about to say that too. Took me a moment to realise what it said, it's so oxymoronious.
Is that a word? It is now.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 14 2008, 3:22 PM BSTLies. That has to be a lie.
I'm guessing that's what she says. I tend to watch the Fantasy Channel with the sound muted.
Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2008, 3:24 PM BSTI'm guessing that's what she says. I tend to watch the Fantasy Channel with the sound muted.
Fair enough. If a little weird. Though with her accent you'd probably want the sound muted.
Quote: PhQnix @ August 14 2008, 3:29 PM BSTFair enough. If a little weird. Though with her accent you'd probably want the sound muted.
Not weird at all. I need one ear open on the stairs just so my girlfriend doesn't discover me doing something I shouldn't be.