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Things that piss you off Page 255

*wipes nose* Yes please.

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And for Ian (?):

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Chuggers. This evening I was approached by a bouncy fresh faced man who smiled and said "Hello there my name's Anthony". "Good for you", I replied and kept on walking.

For what it's worth I did feel bad once I'd boarded my train because the poor kid caught me at a bad time: at the end of a long day, during rush hour and it was pissing down with rain.

Yeah man, people suck.

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 8:39 PM BST
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Ooh yay!

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 7:20 PM BST

zoooooooo! :D

It was about this story - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7553875.stm

I e-mailed something along the lines of "It's simply quite disgusting that they don't pay it all already."

But all they read out was "Quite disgusting." So some people might think I'm against them paying! :(

Hmph.

Do real people actually write to radio stations, newspapers, magazines. News of the World? I thought they were all made up like in Viz because what sort of loser would bother?

Quote: Griff @ August 12 2008, 7:27 PM BST

Things that pissed me off today: the Hedy Lamarr play I've been quietly researching but never got round to writing more than a few scenes of, well, some other f**ker's gone and wrote it.

http://www.nytheatre.com/nytheatre/showpage.php?t=freq6661

Right. I'm keeping quiet about my amazing Jean-Paul Sartre idea until it's on the West End stage.

Change it to Headley Lamarr. Or even Mark.

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 7:33 PM BST

The 'a' is like in 'apple', not like the invisible stuff which surrounds us.

Why have 2 "A"s then?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 8:17 PM BST

She can't of been joking! It has to have happened! :(

You're just trying to wind him up aren't you!

Quote: David Chapman @ August 13 2008, 12:14 AM BST

Do real people actually write to radio stations, newspapers, magazines.

Yes. Although this was an e-mail to a TV show.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 13 2008, 12:14 AM BST

Why have 2 "A"s then?

Because my awesome-ness couldn't be contained in just the one.

Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 12:17 AM BST

Because my awesome-ness couldn't be contained in just the one.

It should be pronounced Air-on as in Airhead.

If you're retarded then yes, that's probably how you'd pronounce it.

What pisses me off is my inability to control my drinking. I drank from Friday tea time to early Saturday morning. Then from Saturday lunchtime to Saturday night and I had more booze on Sunday. All this was done on an empty stomach.

A fortune pissed up the wall again, when will I ever learn :(

Just think of the money. Then think of what that could be spent on which isn't consumable. Like, the biggest plasma you have ever seen.

TTPYO - Running in the rain! *sniffs*

I like the rain.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 13 2008, 7:10 PM BST

TTPYO - Running in the rain! *sniffs*

Umbrella?

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I forgot mine! I ran all the way to my friend's in the rain, and then back to my house when I'd seen her.

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