Cream covers up too much.
And looks like something else, rather... unseemly.
Let's go for oil!
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But they can't lick oil off of each other as easily!
Strawberry jam, perhaps? 
But, oil makes them all... slippery.
Oh yes. I'd forgotten that. No further discussion needed. Oil it is!
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 4:56 PM BSTIan's a dirty bitch. And not in a good way.
zooo is straight. And loves the gay men. Doing love. To each other. With whipped cream and stuff.
Ok so answer me this, honestly, with no buts - if I posted a picture of a bloke in the Who do you fancy thread, saying phwoar, look it this hottie, would you say oh that Ian, he's clearly dead straight?
Gosh, it's not like it's a bad thing!!
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 4:56 PM BSTIan's a dirty bitch. And not in a good way.
zooo is straight. And loves the gay men. Doing love. To each other. With whipped cream and stuff.
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 4:59 PM BSTBut, oil makes them all... slippery.
But what does that do for anything? Does it just look good or does it have some practical function? Apart from bum bum lube of course.
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 4:58 PM BSTCream covers up too much.
And looks like something else, rather... unseemly.Let's go for oil!
Or maybe uncomely.
Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 5:05 PM BSTOk so answer me this, honestly, with no buts - if I posted a picture of a bloke in the Who do you fancy thread, saying phwoar, look it this hottie, would you say oh that Ian, he's clearly dead straight?
Might, might not.
But girls are allowed to find other girls attractive without being in the lady gays.
Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 5:05 PM BSTOk so answer me this, honestly, with no buts - if I posted a picture of a bloke in the Who do you fancy thread, saying phwoar, look it this hottie, would you say oh that Ian, he's clearly dead straight?
Gosh, it's not like it's a bad thing!!
I wish more boys were like that.
Straight but boy appreciate-y.
Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 5:07 PM BSTBut what does that do for anything? Does it just look good or does it have some practical function? Apart from bum bum lube of course.
It just looks daayum good.
Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 5:07 PM BSTBut what does that do for anything? Does it just look good or does it have some practical function? Apart from bum bum lube of course.
Boy Butter should be applied liberally.
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 5:10 PM BSTIt just looks daayum good.
But not so much on a hairy personage!
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 5:09 PM BSTBut
See I even stipulated no buts cos I knew there'd have to be one.
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 5:10 PM BSTI wish more boys were like that.
Straight but boy appreciate-y.
But the thing is, how could I possibly appreciate that a man is sexually attractive without actually finding him sexually attractive? Doesn't make any sense. Girls are gay but they won't admit it.
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 5:11 PM BSTBoy Butter
Hahaha!
Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 5:14 PM BSTSee I even stipulated no buts cos I knew there'd have to be one.
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 5:09 PM BSTGirls are allowed to find other girls attractive without being in the lady gays, whereas boys are not.
Better?
I think Emma is gorgeous, but I don't want to kiss her or touch her boobies.
I also think kittens are gorgeous. And sunsets, and Lotus Elises.
I do not want to f**k or fall in love with any of these things.
See?
Quote: Griff @ August 13 2008, 5:14 PM BSTAaron what's happened to you ? When I joined this site you were all about spell checking and On The Buses. Now it's all gay men smearing each other with boy butter.
Boy Butter*
It's a trademark. 
And get rid of those damn ? spaces! >_<
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 5:16 PM BSTand Lotus Elises.
The problem is that boys and girlies use and interpret the terms in different ways.