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The Olympics Page 26

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 13 2008, 2:51 PM BST

Whistling nnocently

It's OK Ruby. Ian isn't coming to the BSG meet-up.

Teary
But he's on the Maybe list...?

He better keep away from me then. I'll beat him with a stick!

(Not my penis).

One of our boxers just beat the Russian favourite in the super-heavyweight category. After winning he lifted his arms in the air and shouted "COME ON YOU BASTARDS" to the crowd, bet the BBC loved that!

In an interview after the fight one of the GB boxing coaches said he felt "deva ju". I'm assuming he meant deja vu, haha.

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:59 PM BST

You just said you didn't like fake boobs!
Men.
:D

:O I didn't mean her boobies either! I meant she's pretty.
*tuts* Women! Rolling eyes

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 13 2008, 2:51 PM BST

Whistling nnocently

*steps closer*

Sooooo, Ruby!!

Quote: David Chapman @ August 13 2008, 3:48 PM BST

It's OK Ruby. Ian isn't coming to the BSG meet-up.

Awwwwww, but dad!

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 3:50 PM BST

Teary
But he's on the Maybe list...?

But am I on 'your' maybe list?

Quote: NickTheDon @ August 13 2008, 3:58 PM BST

He better keep away from me then. I'll beat him with a stick!

LOL!! Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 4:42 PM BST

:O I didn't mean her boobies either! I meant she's pretty.

Ha! Poppycock!
"The first one's got 'credentials', nudge nudge, wink wink, knowhatImean?"
Laughing out loud

But am I on 'your' maybe list?

I'll bring my list to the meet, and let you see. :)

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 4:50 PM BST

Ha! Poppycock!
"The first one's got 'credentials', nudge nudge, wink wink, knowhatImean?"
Laughing out loud

:O :O :O :O

I'm, like, soooooooooo offended right now!

I'll bring my list to the meet, and let you see. :)

Ha! But then I won't be on it and I'll have to go back home through guttedness.

Well, you won't know whose lists you're on unless you come along!

You're guaranteed a place on Aaron's at least.

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 4:53 PM BST

You're guaranteed a place on Aaron's at least.

I hope not. Not the 'maybe' one anyway ;)

Yeah Ian, cut to the chase. Are you attending the meet?

*crosses fingers*

Going back to the Olympics I just took my two dogs out and I thought of a new discipline.

Synchronised Crapping. No encouragement from me. They both stopped at the same time. Unfortunately it wouldn't all go in one bag though.

If you owned cats, they would neither need walking, nor need help to shit.

I just thought that. Ha.

Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 5:12 PM BST

If you owned cats, they would neither need walking, nor need help to shit.

I have one of those too.

Then your life is complete. The dogs are dragging you down. Give them away or something.

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