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The Olympics Page 24

Quote: EllieJP @ August 13 2008, 12:06 PM BST

And I'm sure they're only unattractive cause they've been sweating their tits off to swim or cycle for us as a country to get us a gold!

Indeed.

It ain't miss flipping world!

Exactly!

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2008, 9:02 AM BST

Why are all UK's medals winners women, blond, and rather unattractive.

Has Gordon Brown invested in cloning?

Have you been spying on my e-mails again? I just finshed a sketch on that basically Channel 4's coverage on how they must be lesbians and would they like to kiss. The usual Channel 4 lesbian theme.

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 12:00 PM BST

They're blonde because if you're a bit unattractive, it's an easy way to look a bit prettier. (true story)

But brunettes are better than blondes!

Not to the proles.

So, zoooz, blonds or brunettes?

What in boys?

Dark brown hair wins, usually.

But it's all good!

So the gentlemen prefer blondes thing is true for women, but t'other way round. Tall dark stranger and all that.

Aye.
It's all bollocks innit.

But, imagine some blonde woman off the telly who you think is 'alright' looking, then imagine her with dark brown or black hair. A lot of the time, she'd be quite unnattractive.

Try it out! You'll see.

Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 1:27 PM BST

So the gentlemen prefer blondes thing is true for women, but t'other way round. Tall dark stranger and all that.

Stranger the better for zooo.

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:29 PM BST

Aye.
It's all bollocks innit.

But, imagine some blonde woman off the telly who you think is 'alright' looking, then imagine her with dark brown or black hair. A lot of the time, she'd be quite unnattractive.

Try it out! You'll see.

Oh, I agree to be quite honest.
I've seen women with blonde hair from behind and thought oh my god, then they've turned round and scare the shit out of me!
But then again some beautiful women with dark hair I think just wouldn't look right with blonde.
If the same works for men, do you think, say, Spike off Buffy would do himself a favour by dying his black?

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:29 PM BST

Aye.
It's all bollocks innit.

But, imagine some blonde woman off the telly who you think is 'alright' looking, then imagine her with dark brown or black hair. A lot of the time, she'd be quite unnattractive.

Try it out! You'll see.

I fell in love with Amanda Redman years ago when she was a brunette.I still haven't seen her since she went back.

Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 1:40 PM BST

Oh, I agree to be quite honest.
I've seen women with blonde hair from behind and thought oh my god, then they've turned round and scare the shit out of me!
But then again some beautiful women with dark hair I think just wouldn't look right with blonde.
If the same works for men, do you think, say, Spike off Buffy would do himself a favour by dying his black?

True, true.
Black would be bad.
But i've seen him in Torchwood with brown and it's nice.
Better bleached blonde though.

I have a bit of a thing for red heads. Not gingers - red.

Ha!

You mean, like, dark red not bright orange?

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