British Comedy Guide

Weird things you have read about. Page 3

Quote: Charisma @ August 13 2008, 1:30 PM BST

I'm fairly the certain their mother either committed suicide, is in prison, or has equally ridiculous piercings. She probably is proud. There's no way a 'normal' parent would bring up children who turned out that way.

Didn't it say that they were Americans?

Don't need to know much more than that really, do you?

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:32 PM BST

Yes. And car crashes and stuff, for the face.

Yep. That kind of thing. Real reasons.

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:34 PM BST

Yep! All you need is a couple of sessions with a nice old therapist with a beard, and a nice comfy leather couch.

You dirty, dirty girl.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 13 2008, 1:18 PM BST

Having followed their site back to the home page and seen some of the other work on display, I'd say yes. Yes they would.

And you're one of their readers?

Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 1:19 PM BST

You don't half get some dickheads.

Is that what they're planning?

Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2008, 1:37 PM BST

You dirty, dirty girl.

:O I hadn't even THOUGHT of that.

For once.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 13 2008, 1:44 PM BST

And you're one of their readers?

No, someone just forwarded a link to me.

That said, I do have two penises. Peni?

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 1:46 PM BST

:O I hadn't even THOUGHT of that.

For once.

Blimey! :O

Man raped by dolphin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibGWM

Soviet head transplants

http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/stranger-than-fiction/head-transplant.html

Holiday in a concentration camp

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/club-gulag-tourists-are-offered-prison-camp-experience-410476.html

Women destroying Hornby fetish

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/11/fetish-dvds-for-men.html

Do you want me to dig up the really nasty stuff?

Please don't do the crushing/stomping stuff. It leads elsewhere. I've had enough trauma for one day.

I've seen a documentary recently about "Life Extension". It's basically about people who refuse to accept that dying is a part of being human and who would do anything to extend their lives. It was so spooky, they were like robots. Made me really sad (for those people).

Apparently it's quite an industry already (which makes me even sadder).

I have some restraints so it's not the sick stuff with mice or testicles.

Mind you, you read Hornby magazines so some vicious dominatrix stamping on 12 gague track could be as painful?

Quote: Finck @ August 13 2008, 9:44 PM BST

I've seen a documentary recently about "Life Extension". It's basically about people who refuse to accept that dying is a part of being human and who would do anything to extend their lives. It was so spooky, they were like robots. Made me really sad (for those people).

Apparently it's quite an industry already (which makes me even sadder).

I think I saw the same program, it was hilarious they were so old.

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Mind you, you read Hornby magazines so some vicious dominatrix stamping on 12 gague track could be as painful?

Nah, that wasn't Hornby. That was weird oriental shit. Let 'em do what they want.

Just saw the title was spelt incorrectly. Edited by moi.

Was it?!
I didn't even notice.
Go Ellie gadget eyes!!

wierd instead of weird.

Yes, she was THAT bored. :D

Well if that isn't reason to keep me a mod, I don't know what is? hehe ;)

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