I'm off out on my get together then date! Will leave you with this joke I heard over the w'end:
"People are so hypocritical. When a woman goes out and sleeps with a load of men, she's called a 'slut'.
When a man does it, he's called a 'homosexual'" Made me laugh.
I hope people turn up. To both events 
Good luck!!!
Good luckski! Knock 'er down!
But not literally.
Unles... 
Yes, yes it is. He did good! 
Yay, spaces before exclamation marks too! But shouldn't that be ' ! !'?
Come on Griff, at least be consistant.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 12 2008, 5:02 PM BSTIsn't cliche French for unoriginal and unimaginative?
<some offensive & personal witty comment that makes ian_w feel small and unloved>
I'm getting lazy with my put-downs.
You know I'm bordering on taking my toys and playing on my own.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 1:29 PM BSTBagsy not Sooty too...
And just because I'm obnoxious does not make me unfanciable! You lot are so shallow, only interested in people personalities.
Quote: Griff @ August 12 2008, 7:13 PM BSTNice gag Simon! Hey is this date with that chick from the art gallery ? I thought I'd emailed her and warned her about you.
She'll probably realise he's been framed!
Thanks for all the good wishes, it went well. Am seeing her again when she's back from Ibiza.
Is she a clubbing type lady woman?
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 12:12 PM BSTIs she a clubbing type lady woman?
Yeah - she tries to knock some sense into him.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 13 2008, 11:39 AM BSTThanks for all the good wishes, it went well. Am seeing her again when she's back from Ibiza.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Love is in the air! NA NA NA NA NA NA! 
Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 12:12 PM BSTIs she a clubbing type lady woman?
Nah, she just doesn't earn enough at the gallery. This was the cheapest beach holiday she could get.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 13 2008, 12:49 PM BSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Love is in the air! NA NA NA NA NA NA!
That just shattered all the windows on my desktop.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 13 2008, 1:04 PM BSTNah, she just doesn't earn enough at the gallery. This was the cheapest beach holiday she could get.
Ah!
You can go there without even coming across clubby types, I hear! If you stick to the right places.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 13 2008, 1:04 PM BSTThat just shattered all the windows on my desktop.
My pleasure.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of tourist resorts. If I wanted cooked brekkie, beer and clubbing I wouldn't've gone on holiday.