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Weird things you have read about.

Researching some stuff for an article on body image, I was looking at plastic surgery and discovered the wierdest thing. Did you know there are companies now that flat chested ladies can sign up with and get men to pay for their surgeries? In exchange, the man gets photos of the woman before and after to keep and get his rocks off to and the woman gets a free boob job!

Anything else you have randomly discovered on yahoo, in the papers, or the back of a penguin biscuit?

WTF???? Who would do that? W. T. F?

But, but, the man could get free pics anywhere?

Some people are so weird.

Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 12:48 PM BST

WTF???? Who would do that? W. T. F?

Very slutty flat chested ladies!

I thought he was referring to the male side of it!

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 12:49 PM BST

But, but, the man could get free pics anywhere?

Some people are so weird.

I think the sexual kick is from the fact they got the ladies her boobs!

Oh of course.
'power', in their minds at least.

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 12:51 PM BST

Oh of course.

That was my reaction too!

Bike pump would be cheaper.

People who feel the need to have a perfectly healthy leg amputated.

Body Dysmorphia I think it's called.

This is quite simply the strangest and most revolting thing I've read in a long time:

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2008, 12:50 PM BST

I thought he was referring to the male side of it!

I was! For the reason you stated above.

To be honest it's a shame women choose to f**k themselves up by getting implants. They look far far better being 'lightly portioned' than having those fecking gross looking balloon things with scars that come from surgery.

Quote: David Chapman @ August 13 2008, 12:54 PM BST

People who feel the need to have a perfectly healthy leg amputated.

Body Dysmorphia I think it's called.

You mean BDD? It could be. I have BDD and I swear mine is not that bad! It happens but that is a very extreme case. I don't think I'll be cutting my leg off anytime soon!

Did once hear about a 12 year old girl who had the condition so bad, she poured bleach all over her self cause she thought she was covered in moles and wanted to burn them off. Again, extreme.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 13 2008, 12:56 PM BST

This is quite simply the strangest and most revolting thing I've read in a long time:

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

Freaks.
I bet they get turned on by it. That's the main reason people do anything weird.

Quote: ian_w @ August 13 2008, 12:57 PM BST

I was! For the reason you stated above.

To be honest it's a shame women choose to f**k themselves up by getting implants. They look far far better being 'lightly portioned' than having those fecking gross looking balloon things with scars that come from surgery.

Agreed. I would say at least 99% of people who want cosmetic surgery need a good session of therapy instead.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 13 2008, 12:56 PM BST

This is quite simply the strangest and most revolting thing I've read in a long time:

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

JEBUZ WEPT!!!

It'll be the penises next! Mark my words!

That guy'll cut his off, and have it attached to his brother's forehead.

F**k's sake, if only their parents have given them some attention growing up...

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