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That too! Go Daddy Aaron!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 7:58 PM BST

I'll go for option b!

Good girl. :)

TTPYO - Not knowing the right thing to say. :(

I have said I am a nun twice.
Once, the man believed me.
I was actually kind of offended.

When approched by someone I'd rather avoid, I used to be nice and make up random but plausable names on the spot. Now I just say "Dave".

I like my pen/former stage name. It serves me well. My real name is so dull, just saying it will break time and space.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 12 2008, 8:07 PM BST

When approched by someone I'd rather avoid,
I like my pen/former stage name. It serves me well. My real name is so dull, just saying it will break time and space.

:O It can't be that dull if it's capable of something so amazing!

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 8:06 PM BST

I have said I am a nun twice.
Once, the man believed me.
I was actually kind of offended.

My friend told me she once told this guy who wouldn't leave her alone that she was a lesbian and out with her girlfriend. He told her to prove it. She kneed him in the balls and ordered a Stella.

Laughing out loud! That's wonderful!

I think she was joking but can never be sure....

She can't of been joking! It has to have happened! :(

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 8:06 PM BST

I have said I am a nun twice.
Once, the man believed me.
I was actually kind of offended.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 8:17 PM BST

She can't of been joking!

Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 8:30 PM BST

Unimpressed

Ahem. Errr

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 12 2008, 8:07 PM BST

My real name is so dull, just saying it will break time and space.

What is it then? Phyllis?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 8:30 PM BST

Ahem. Errr

I expect better of you, Robyn!

Teary Sorry Mr. Aaron, sir.

That's better.

Lolly pop?

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