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Things that piss you off Page 253

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 7:41 PM BST

Ooh, a fake name...

Is it Regina Filange?

Laughing out loud I wish!

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2008, 7:41 PM BST

Ooh, a fake name...

Is it Regina Filange?

If I ever get asked what my name is, and I don't want to tell them, I always say something rubbish like "Emily Thompson". No imagination.

I'm going to constantly look now!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 7:43 PM BST

If I ever get asked what my name is, and I don't want to tell them, I always say something rubbish like "Emily Thompson". No imagination.

:O I've never been in that situation, but really want to think of a fake name in case I am...

TTPYO: Getting an eye infection, being not able to wear glasses so I can't see anything! Blurriness makes me very angry!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 7:44 PM BST

:O I've never been in that situation, but really want to think of a fake name in case I am...

Fernando.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 7:44 PM BST

Blurriness makes me very angry!

That's so Oasis, circa 1997.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 7:44 PM BST

I've never been in that situation, but really want to think of a fake name in case I am...

Knut Horn!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 7:44 PM BST

TTPYO: Getting an eye infection, being not able to wear glasses so I can't see anything! Blurriness makes me very angry!

Oh I hate that!

Quote: Finck @ August 12 2008, 7:47 PM BST

Knut Horn!

Laughing out loud !

Robyn, I see you as a ... Lily. Lily Evans.

That's good! Really good.

You're Harold Bishop, Aaron.

*does wibbly wobbly jelly face*

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 7:44 PM BST

TTPYO: Getting an eye infection, being not able to wear glasses so I can't see anything! Blurriness makes me very angry!

Embrace it! You have an excuse for going out looking like a pirate! Just get yourself an eye patch! (I loved that when I was little. And I had eye infections all the time.)

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 7:50 PM BST

Robyn, I see you as a ... Lily. Lily Evans.

Laughing out loud That's spooky! Lily is my favourite name!

It should be better in a couple of days... :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2008, 7:44 PM BST

:O I've never been in that situation, but really want to think of a fake name in case I am...

Just wait till you go out to bars and horrible old men come and chat you up. You'll want one then!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2008, 7:54 PM BST

Just wait till you go out to bars and horrible old men come and chat you up. You'll want one then!

Or you could just turn away.

Or not venture into a venue of such mindless depravity.

Quote: Aaron @ August 12 2008, 7:57 PM BST

Or you could just turn away.

Or not venture into a venue of such mindless depravity.

I'll go for option b!

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